[Blind Gossip] This Republican Presidential Candidate is being given very specific instructions for tonight’s debate… and it involves Star Wars!
Tonight’s theme is “La Fuerza” (The Force)! He is being told “No more Mr. Nice Guy”! They want him to be super aggressive and interrupt EVERYONE so he can get his time in and make his points strongly and forcefully so people can picture him in command! That’s hard for him. He would rather do one-liners (even though he’s not very funny and his timing is not very good). They just discussed making a joke about The Force Awakens and Star Wars (where he is the Force that can protect the U.S.) but the line doesn’t sound smooth. He’s trying too hard. Right now it’s a disaster.
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