[BlindGossip] Don’t believe for one second that this couple has reconciled. Their open relationship has come back to bite them both in the butt. No, he’s not the only who cheated. Although the two agreed early on that straying outside the marital bed with “strangers” was acceptable, guess who two-timed her soon-to-be-ex hubby with one of his longtime friends? Hubby is so upset about this that he’s taken off his wedding ring but pretends to go to counseling to try to work things out. Wifey, on the other hand, while publicly maintaining that the couple is going to work things out, spends more time plotting image-saving strategies with her ex and her publicist. Hubby and Wifey are both a couple of liars. They are as likely to get back together as they are to win the marriage state championship.
In the fastest solve in BG history, we announce the impending divorce of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore!
According to RadarOnline:
Demi Moore Divorcing Ashton Kutcher Over Cheating Scandal
Demi Moore is filing for divorce from Ashton Kutcher, her husband of six years, following his cheating scandal involving a San Diego party girl.
Star magazine was first to report that the couple would be ending their marriage, and on Thursday Moore, 49, made it official.
“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation,” Moore said in a statement to the AP.
Moore and Kutcher, 33 were wed in September 2005.
The actress was previously married to Bruce Wills for 13 years. They have three children together, daughters Rumer, Scout and Tallulah.
Sigh. On to the football clues.
While Ashton really stuck his foot in his Twitter mouth about the Penn State scandal, the football and “Marriage State Championship” reference was actually about a big lie he told on David Letterman last year about his football prowess:
In a 2010 interview on Late Night with David Letterman, Kutcher claimed to be an all-state linebacker who averaged 15 tackles per game in high school. According to a former coach, however, Kutcher played sparingly as a wide receiver on a team that won only two games in his entire high school football career.
What a tool.
Also, Ashton did volunteer as an assistant football coach at a North Hollywood high school. From StarMagazine:
Ashton Kutcher’s Coaching Gets Bad Reviews
Coach of the year? Not quite. Ashton Kutcher has been having a ball as assistant coach to North Hollywood’s Harvard-Westlake School freshman footballers. But the feeling isn’t mutual.
“The kids want him gone,” says an insider. “They think he doesn’t know what he’s talking about and can’t stand his tough-guy attitude.”
Out of the huddle, the kids mock their famous coach and have even given him a special nickname: Ashton Doucher!
Congrats to TheYellowDart, who was first with the correct Demi and Ashton guess! LeahLynn nicely summed up the overall Liar’s theme. Also, kudos to HereKitty, whose sharp eye caught that the uniforms are colors of Iowa State, which happens to be Ashton’s home state.
In other news, boy, Demi is going to be ticked off when her own cheating history gets revealed! We’ll hold off on giving one of the names now, because we hear that Ashton is arranging to have it revealed soon enough.
Frankly, we’re a bit disappointed that these two are breaking up. They are both such big liars that their divorce will only serve to foist their deeply-flawed characters onto their next hookups. At least the divorce will be entertaining. Messy, but entertaining.