NewYorkPost – Which elderly print journalist is deep in the closet and trolls Craigslist for younger men? When one asked him what he does for a living, he replied, “Write nonfiction books, news (can’t I be a little discreet?).”
NYPost – Which self-important, philandering writer who was dumped recently by his long-suffering wife is complaining that his jerky behavior is no longer covered on Page Six, moaning, “You start getting used to it. And then you pick up the paper and you’re not there and you think, ‘Well, what am I, chopped liver?’ “
StyleList – Which so-called New York Times “fashion editor” obliquely referred to as being connected to handsome Israeli designer Yigal Azrouel — who himself is being fingered in the break-up of the marriage of Billy and Katie Lee Joel — isn’t a fashion editor? Actually she has a title in a different department but contributes to the fashion pages.
NYPost – Which reporter with a history of substance abuse was hammered at a benefit at Cipriani 42nd Street the other night? The unsteady scribe stumbled over Hugh Jackman as they were exiting and the gallant Aussie helped him out the door.
Village Voice – Who wrote that movie by dredging up her perspective on her sister and other family situations, but told the press it was totally original?