[National Enquirer] This 60-something stage and film star was caught in a hotel room wearing a dress and makeup! The Oscar winner, who married a popular ’80s teen actress, attracted attention after guests called about a loud commotion in one of the rooms. When security and hotel management arrived, [Read more…] about Mr Dress Up
[Village Voice] Which ’70s writer and her husband who sat next to me during a recent play had a lively conversation at full volume all throughout the performance? (“Who’s that?” “He looks old!”; “Who blackmailed him?” “The KGB!”; “This scene reminds me of the conversation we had about our vacation.” “Really?”) Why didn’t I shut them up? (Free answer: They were entertaining!)
[Village Voice] Which theater star happens to be the girl who once sued an actor for having sex with a minor? (I don’t take this one lightly. It’s a serious mess, and my lips are matted and sealed.)
[Village Voice] Which Tony nominee is such a diva she wouldn’t even put her own fingers down her throat to vomit? (She’d have her dresser do it. Talk about outsourcing.)
[VillageVoice] Which oldies-but-goodies legend drove everyone crazy with his prestige effort, sitting all over the theater from every imaginable angle at rehearsals and complaining that the sound wasn’t good enough? (Hmm, maybe it wasn’t just the acoustics.)
[VillageVoice] Which actress in a musical made people loony behind the scenes with her costume demands, and the result is a way worse-looking ensemble than the one you see in photos outside the theater?
[VillageVoice] Which director endearingly hired his new boyfriend as an understudy in his old boyfriend’s play?
[VillageVoice] Which Oscar winner was spotted at a boîte a few months ago, loudly dissing the acting chops of a perfectly talented male theater co-star?
BG Note: Our French isn’t great, but we think that “boite” in this case is short for “boîte de nuit” which (roughly) translates as “night club”.
VillageVoice – Which show skimped on paying an orchestra, but still, poetically enough, lost half a million bucks?