BlindGossip – Which Golden Globes nominee bad-mouthed the winner in their category? This actor was very gracious before the awards, publicly complimenting the others in their category. But when they had too much to drink at an after-party, their true feelings came out. They complained a little too loudly that if the award was given on the basis of true talent rather than politics, that he/she would have most certainly been declared the winner.
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Stirring Up Martinis and Trouble
Actress in the Doghouse with Director
Which young actress should have left her sick dog and bad manners at home? At a recent party attended by Hollywood bigwigs, she brought along her adorable puppy, claiming that she couldn’t leave him at home because he was sick. She passed the dog around to lots of people to snuggle with, most of whom did not know that the dog was not in good health. Unfortunately, he wound up getting very sick on the very expensive outfit of the very unhappy wife of a very famous director. The unapologetic actress simply grabbed the pup and walked away, thus ensuring that she will never appear in one of the director’s films. bg
Actor Will Valet Park Your Car
B-list film actor. He has tried his hand at television and was on one hit, but everything else has been pretty much a loser. Well, our actor lives on a street with some people who enjoy having parties at their house. Our actor decided to earn some extra money for himself so about two years ago he started valet parking cars for his neighbors when they have a party. He apparently got a thrill with the looks on the faces of people when they saw who was parking their car. He can’t make it to every party, and so has actually started a company that valets for people having parties. But, whenever he can he still loves doing it.
Black Celebrity Angry About Obama Win
Which famous black male celebrity is not happy about a Barack Obama presidency? He rented a penthouse and invited an assortment of industry people, all white, to watch the presidential election results with him. During the party, they were surprised to hear him say, “I hope McCain wins because he’s more intellectually fit to run this country. A black man would run it into the ground.” As the evening progressed, he became more and more agitated as state-by-state results showed Obama pulling ahead. When Obama was declared the winner, he angrily ordered everyone to get out.
Editor’s Note: This is a rewrite of a Panache Report item.
They Told Him it was Vodka
She Bought All the Drug Pics
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[NewYorkDailyNews] Which supposedly squeaky-clean starlet was a big fan of some pretty hardcore drugs back in college? Her favorite tagline is, ‘Wow, the drugs in Hollywood are so much better than what we used to get.’ Of course, all the evidence of her hard partying has been erased. Once she hit the big time a couple of years back, her publicist made the rounds of her pals and bought up all the photo evidence of her former fun.
Don’t Pee on My Shoes and Tell Me it’s Raining
Stinking Vengeance
Which actor is thought to have played a part in the damage of some small businesses? It seems that he asked the local businesses to close down one evening to accommodate traffic and security for his private party. The businesses declined. The day after the party, the businesses showed up to find that their sewage systems had all mysteriously malfunctioned for the first time ever, forcing all of them to close while the stinky mess was cleaned up. The business owners don’t think it was a coincidence.
