Billy Masters – Could it be that a certain sophisticated lady is sicker than she’s letting on? So say people in the know who tell me that although she’s been receiving treatment for one illness, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Her malady is of a more everlasting nature. While it’s not genetic, she would not be the first person in her family to have it. The songbird is fighting with everything she’s got, and plans to go public with her condition any day now.
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Come Fly With Me and My Lingerie
She’s Spying on Her Man
A Curvy Blonde on the Side
Head and Shoulders Above Other Singers
Singing With The Stink
Daily Mirror – Which British female singer has such a bad BO problem, her poor entourage are forced to restrict their breathing to avoid inhaling her sweaty fumes?
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Father Mother Brother Sister Chaos
Which young famous black performer didn’t know the identity of his real father and thus wound up sleeping with his own sister? The young man (who we’ll call Junior) was the product of an affair his mother had in the seventies with a talented married black celebrity (who we’ll call Senior). Although there was the occasional wicked whisper because Junior and Senior resemble each other physically and have similar triple-threat talents, neither Senior nor the woman ever told anyone that Senior was Junior’s father. They really thought they could keep things quiet, live separate lives, and carry the secret of Junior’s true ancestry to their graves. The situation changed when Senior learned that his daughter from his second marriage had begun dating Junior. Very alarmed and needing to intervene without divulging his paternity, Senior quickly inserted himself into the situation, became Junior’s friend and mentor, and forced the young couple to break up. It worked. Junior still doesn’t know that Senior – whom he greatly admires – is his real father, or that his former girlfriend – to whom he lost his virginity – was his own half-sister. bg
Classically Clean Dishes
Daily Mirror – Which hard-core rocker is obsessed with listening to classical music when doing the washing up? His habit is worrying his wife – especially as he likes to wear her marigolds.
Editor’s Note: “Washing up” is British slang for doing the dishes, and “marigolds” are yellow or orange rubber cleaning gloves.