Daily Mirror – Which singer is worrying friends by not eating? She inhales nutrients through her nose.
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Performer Steals Millions from Fans
Which music maker is being accused of ripping off millions of dollars from fans? Fans plunked down their cash and credit cards and purchased tens of thousands of tickets for this performer’s tour. The performer suspiciously canceled the concerts, making vague and changing claims about their health or family issues or some such nonsense. The fan’s money was refunded for the face value of the tickets. However, management kept the hefty non-refundable fee that fans paid to purchase tickets. Millions and millions of dollars worth of fees, without the performer ever having to step foot on stage. bg
Songbird Sicker Than She Says
Billy Masters – Could it be that a certain sophisticated lady is sicker than she’s letting on? So say people in the know who tell me that although she’s been receiving treatment for one illness, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Her malady is of a more everlasting nature. While it’s not genetic, she would not be the first person in her family to have it. The songbird is fighting with everything she’s got, and plans to go public with her condition any day now.
He Prefers the Curvy Girls
She thinks that she can never be too thin. He does. He has tried to get her to gain a few pounds for her appearance, her health, to set a good example. He stands by her in public, but confesses to friends in private that he is repelled by her appearance. There have been a lot of screaming matches over the diet and weight topic, so they have been spending more time apart, punctuated by the occasional very public appearance together. She is a valuable asset to his own career, so he may not leave her, but he has been quietly scoring the digits of normal-sized girls who catch his eye. bg
Singing With The Stink
Daily Mirror – Which British female singer has such a bad BO problem, her poor entourage are forced to restrict their breathing to avoid inhaling her sweaty fumes?
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Post-Partum Shrinkage
Which celebrity has taken drastic measures to eliminate the baby weight? Always thin before pregnancy, she was unhappy with her post partum body. So she had a lapband installed to get off those last pesky ten pounds. Her weight has now plummeted to alarming lows. Her partner’s pleas to remove the lapband are falling on deaf ears, as she is convinced her weight will skyrocket if it is removed. lg
Three Patients for the Clinic
Which well-known actor has at least two female celebrities running to the clinic? This male actor is of the scruffy-attractive variety. He has a reputation for being wild both in and out of the sack, and has had bedded quite a few celebrities. Unfortunately for all involved, he also has a dangerous STD and favors unprotected sex. A very famous blonde celebrity and a perpetually troubled black rapper are among those who are now terrified for their health.
Actor Ignored Injured Worker
Foreign born B lister who is the lead in his Top 20 network television show. If you are going to do some work on our actor’s house, you may want to consider insurance or an attorney. A group of workers were repairing our actor’s roof. One of them slipped on the roof and fell to the ground. Injured badly. Our actor would not let the man into his home, and said that because the hurt worker was an illegal immigrant, his home insurance would not cover the injury, that no one would care about him one way or the other, and to just get him off the actor’s property.
A Diseased Triangle
BlindGossip – Which well-known actor has at least two female celebrities running to the clinic? This male actor is of the scruffy-attractive variety. He has a reputation for being wild both in and out of the sack, and has had bedded quite a few celebrities. Unfortunately for all involved, he has a dangerous STD and favors unprotected sex. A very famous blonde celebrity and a perpetually troubled black rapper are among those who are now terrified for their health.
Why the Flat Tummy is Back
This celebrity repeatedly denied pregnancy rumors. Despite an obvious baby bump, she claimed to have just gained some weight, but had no plans to go on a diet. She was not going to announce until her pregnancy had reach the stage where she was convinced she could carry to term. Sadly, she has miscarried once again. bg