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Stuff It Tells Handlers To Stuff It

Meet Soheila Stuff-It. She probably won’t remember meeting you, but what difference does it really make?
‘Cause that’s the way Soheila likes it—dr*gged up halfway to Brigadoon to escape the burdens of being the downtrodden diva that she is. And when she’s not partaking in a dabble of this or a hit of that, you’ll likely find her drowning at the bottom of a bottle.
It’s all terribly, terribly sad. Which is why Ms. Stuff-It’s peeps are desperate to get the star into treatment stat. To which the always stubborn Soheila says: [Read more…] about Stuff It Tells Handlers To Stuff It
Baby Is Here

The baby was swaddled in a gender-neutral white blanket and was wearing a white cap. While there was some last-minute chatter about it being a boy, we believe it is a girl, and will refer to her as such.
She appears to be of average height and weight, and, most importantly, is healthy. She has light skin, brown eyes, a good patch of dark hair on her head, and is eating well. Her eyes were a bit puffy at first, but she opens them when she is held upright. She has some sort of skin issue (a rash or stain), but it does not affect her overall health. [Read more…] about Baby Is Here
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