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d the word celebrity here at Awful Truth, about as loosely as Toothy Tile guards his homosexuality. That said, there’s a celeb in town by the name of Lucretia Johnson, whose talent is, uh, questionable, at best. And the poor gal’s also currently getting raked over the rumor coals for possibly being preggers. And, trust, in a town that wants to skewer folks (mainly women) for being a half-ounce over weight, that’s pretty scandalous stuff. Shouldn’t be, but it is. And guess what? [Read more…] about Why Lucretia is a Bloated Babe
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Why These Sisters Are Estranged
BuzzFoto – This very classy A-lister who is older is estranged with [sic] her sister. It’s because she, the A-lister, has slept with her sister’s first and second husbands! 437
Harry Potter Actor is a Secret Father
UPDATED!
PostSecret – Someone sent in a Harry Potter postcard with the following statement:
One of these men is the father of the most amazing little girl in the world. He’s never met her, he never will. He probably can’t even remember my name.
UPDATED!
Religious Leader isn’t so Holy
BuzzFoto – This person isn’t really a ‘Hollywood Celebrity”‘ but we heard the gossip and thought we’d pass it along anyway. This man is a religious leader from a prominent family. He has a gigantic following of people who listen to his fiery sermons and pay him lots of money. What his congregation would be surprised to know is that [Read more…] about Religious Leader isn’t so Holy
Nobody Likes This In-Law
LaineyGossip – She’s a piece of work: There’s one in every family. The in-law no one likes. They manage to find a way to bring down every family holiday and gathering, provoking fights [Read more…] about Nobody Likes This In-Law
TV Star Brings Brat to Set
BuzzFoto – This television A-lister keeps bringing his daughter with him to the set of his latest show because he doesn’t believe in nannies. The [Read more…] about TV Star Brings Brat to Set
Goop Wants a Friendship Divorce
Goop – In one of her newsletters, Gwyneth Paltrow asks:
“What do you do when you realize that although you may have years of history, and found real value in each other in times past, that you kind of don’t like a friend anymore? [Read more…] about Goop Wants a Friendship Divorce
A Secret Video of a Sitcom Star
BuzzFoto – This aging actress who made it big on a popular 80′s family sitcom will be coming back into the limelight if her ex has his way. He was at a bar this weekend, gabbing to sources that he has [Read more…] about A Secret Video of a Sitcom Star
She is Happy to Play the Family Beard
BlindGossip – This actress and her famous boyfriend make an attractive and playfully romantic couple. However, they are not exactly getting romantic with each other. She is actually a beard for her brother, who is really the one in the relationship with the boyfriend. It’s actually rather sweet. The actress and boyfriend genuinely enjoy each other’s company, the brother and boyfriend get to spend a lot of time together, and everyone in the family is in on the secret and is happy with the relationship. The situation seems to be benefiting everyone for now.
UPDATE: They are taking their relationship to the next level! She’s getting a ring, mega-bucks, and a career boost, and he’s getting a beard and a brother-in-law who he really loves. Everybody knows their role and everybody is laughing and singing and dancing for joy. How sweet!
Belly is Having the Easiest Pregnancy
BlindGossip – You’ll be delighted to hear that this celebrity is having just the easiest pregnancy ever! No morning sickness, no swollen feet, and lots of energy. It is truly amazing how much easier pregnancy is when you don’t actually have to carry the baby. Anyone happen to catch her in a bathing suit this summer? Of course not. In other news, she has just upgraded to the largest size belly bump for the last trimester. It is big, and she’s finding it uncomfortable to wear, so don’t expect to see her out and about more than once or twice in the next few weeks.