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Super Duper Cooper Needs a Pooper Scooper

November 5, 2010 Blind Gossip

EOnline – It’s a good thing Super-Duper Cooper, whose bedroom habits stink to high heaven, is pretty hot. Otherwise, what you’re about to read would be virtually impossible to fathom. I mean, k*nky sex is one thing, but totally debauched, gross-out nooky with an ever grosser-looking partner would be just beyond hideous, right?

Still, babes, hold off on eating your lunch ‘cause what you’re fixing to read, about what Super’s been up to, will probably make you want toss your cookies:

Coop, who still manages to bed all the good-looking gals he can find (despite claiming the opposite), recently stayed at his fave deluxe Vegas hotel. The place was used to catering to Cooper’s starry ways: Women constantly in and out of his room, the suite always left a mess, etc. Nobody ever said anything, discretion is this celeb hang’s policy!

But that was before.

After Super-Duper’s most recent stay, he left behind a gift. It was a bag, actually. The housekeeper found it. She opened it up, thinking she’d get a delightful, vicarious big-celebrity thrill, getting a look at the fancy stuff before, of course, returning it to management so Super could retrieve his forgotten goodies.

Well, guess what she found? A bunch of s–t. Literally. Now, technically, they were crap-covered bed linens (which, clearly, Coop was planning on throwing out, but forgot). But listen up, the predominant ingredient in that damn bag was overwhelmingly made of human feces. With a nice chaser of dried seminal fluid, just to top things off nicely.

Now, Super, you bizarro perv, we already knew you were into sex-with-poop, but the thing we don’t get—like at all—is where the hell do you find these chicks who participate in the stinky stuff, too? Are they really into it, or do they just play along (and hold their noses)?

Or are we just boring old vanilla-sex types, and is fornication with turds the new black? Are we that behind with the latest trends? Do tell, Super! Tweet us an answer, pronto, por favor!

At any rate, the Vegas joint’s concierges are at a loss as to what they’re going to say to Super next time he books a room. May we suggest: “So very sorry we can’t accommodate you, Mr. Cooper, but unfortunately, we’re as full as your bowels.”

And It Ain’t: Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Colin Farrell

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