[Blind Gossip] This girl practically lives to have every aspect of her life, every outfit, every vacation, and every fake date splashed across the internet. And, since she is a publicity hound, even crises are seen as opportunities for more publicity.
That’s what’s going on right now. In the face of a minor mishap, she is publicly pretending that she is strong and nonplussed… while simultaneously having her team leak rumors about how she is actually so distressed and frightened that she may leave social media. Both of those messages were crafted by her team. The former reinforces her image with fans, while the second creates more drama. Oh, you are so sneaky, Splash Girl! And your PR team is worth every penny you pay them!
Of course, Splash Girl will never, ever give up social media. And, if she really wanted to resolve the crisis, she could simply regularly change the passwords on her accounts to something that doesn’t include her cat’s name or a meaningful date. But she wouldn’t get any publicity for that, now, would she?
Girl:
