EOnline – Be careful of a sweet young thing who looks supercute in a matching hair band:
As if ditching her poor PR boyfriend and leaving him out to dry wasn’t conniving enough, it turns out sexually adventurous Blind Vice superstar Shafterella Shoshstein was selling out that cute romance partner of hers all along.
Shafterella had arranged to be her ex’s publicity-only girlfriend (they were friends and both stars’ agents thought it would be a good idea for their A-list careers), but planned all along to dump him. This would leave the world to wonder why the poor dude couldn’t make a relationship with a woman work—and fuel gossip that he’s gay.
Which, of course, he is, but that’s beside the point.
How do we know S.S. had such an evil plan?
“She was with the boyfriend she’s with now all along,” says a source deep within the managerial machinations that put the two very beautiful stars in a relationship. “People think it just started after she broke up, but it didn’t, the other guy was there all along—and they were very serious.”
The dumped boyfriend, by the by, is furious with Shafterella for leaving him in a lurch. He knew people were suspecting his romance with Shoshstein was suspect to begin with, but when she reneged on their PR agreement to be romantically involved (for show), not only did she do it behind his back—and without warning—the dumpee had actually gone to great lengths to curb his own real-life love life, and to make the ersatz affair look as believable as possible.
Granted, this was one of the man’s worst performances of his career, but let’s put it this way: He’s ultimately a nice guy and was doing his best to abide by the commitment he’d made to Shafterella, who was diddling somebody else off to the side the whole time, laughing and scheming all along.
Wonder when karma’s gonna twist her little sweater set around her neck, already?
And what I want to know is why aren’t there awards in this town for Best Fake Relationship?
Oh, forgot, there are: People magazine gives them out weekly.
And It Ain’t: Miley Cyrus, Jessica Szohr, Michelle Williams
