I have been a good girl all year. But I am sad, because I am getting older. In my profession, that is a no-no. Could you please bring me a new face and body for Christmas? While everyone is involved in the rush of the holiday season, they won’t even notice that I will be meeting you and your elves in your outpatient surgery center in Beverly Hills. And then I can appear on stage at the Academy Awards with a new face and body and and claim that it is all due to good genes or clean living or diet and exercise or any other excuse I can think of at the time! Oh, and while I can’t give you any of the credit, I can promise that I will bring you some milk and cookies.
Love, A Famous Actress