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Riff Law

November 24, 2014 Blind Gossip

singer 7[Blind Gossip] After one too many drinks at an AMA after party, this female singer was arguing with a friend about a younger female singer who was also at the show.

“Why do people think she can sing? She can’t sing! She can hit the notes – most of the time – but her phrasing is bad, she can’t control her breathing, her diction sucks, and she acts like there’s some sort of law where you have to riff every note. Plus, [redacted] told me that ALL of her runs get auto-tuned in the studio!”

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