[VillageVoice] What designer’s young boyfriend is still so relatively unsophisticated that he has four crumbled chocolate-chip cookies covered in milk for breakfast—plus he spells zucchini “zookini”?
Old Broad Is Messing With The Music
[VillageVoice] Which old broad messed up so many songs during a big concert engagement that some people were buzzing that it was “a career killer” (though she got the obligatory standing ovation)?
BG12345: Monday Monday
Good Morning Blinders!
In celebration of all the new parents out there, you’re not just getting a BG12345 today. You’re getting a DOUBLE BG12345! We have lots of quickie items, so you’ll be getting TWO quickie items per hour, starting at 1:00 pm EST.
All you have to do is correctly identify the group in this picture. We’ll start as soon as we have 50 correct guesses!
Behind The Vacation Photos
[BlindGossip] You probably saw lots of photos of celebrities on vacation over the holidays. For example, there were photos of this attractive acting couple, relaxing together, all cozy and kissy and handsy. Sweet, right? Well, the real gossip is in what the cameras didn’t show you: [Read more…] about Behind The Vacation Photos
Baby Is Here
[BlindGossip] The arrival of a new baby is always a blessed event. This beautiful baby was born this week.
The baby was swaddled in a gender-neutral white blanket and was wearing a white cap. While there was some last-minute chatter about it being a boy, we believe it is a girl, and will refer to her as such.
She appears to be of average height and weight, and, most importantly, is healthy. She has light skin, brown eyes, a good patch of dark hair on her head, and is eating well. Her eyes were a bit puffy at first, but she opens them when she is held upright. She has some sort of skin issue (a rash or stain), but it does not affect her overall health. [Read more…] about Baby Is Here
Fishing For Her Cell Phone
[BuzzFoto] When this C List celebrity was shopping in LA yesterday, she told our source that she dropped her phone in the toilet in the restroom and made an employee at a clothing store come and fish it out for her. 685
Why She’s Avoiding The Red Carpet
SOLVED!
[VillageVoice] Which rising starlet shuns red carpets these days because she doesn’t want to be asked about her relationship with that TV star?
(And that’s too bad since I have some definite questions about it.) [Read more…] about Why She’s Avoiding The Red Carpet
Engagement Ring Erases Delicious Dalliance Discovery
[Gawker] Remember that famous fitness buff we told you about who has been engaging in some dirty locker room talk? Well, it turns out his girlfriend found out about his delicious dalliance and even his secret cell phone he uses to call ladies. How did he respond? By telling her it was innocent, that nothing happened, and proposing to her. Now the girlfriend believes every word he says, though she probably shouldn’t. That ring sure is a powerful thing!
Related: Delicious Locker Room Talk
Secret Rendezvous For Singer And Actor
[BuzzFoto] Which B list singer that started out as a reality star is hooking up with this very big A list actor whenever the two are in the same town? The two have been having random hookups for over a year now, although they have little to no contact otherwise. If they know they’ll be at the same venue or in the same town, they’ll find a way to meet- even though both of them are in committed relationships. 684
BG12345: Friday
Good Morning, Blinders!
It’s Friday and we’re still on Bey Watch! Wow, she really looks great for someone who’s nine+ months pregnant, doesn’t she? And she is so active, too! Going to meetings, eating oysters, wearing high heels, hopping on planes! Pregnant women, take note: This is what you should be doing when you’re nine months along!
We’ll cap off the week with a BG12345. No need to do anything, except to stare at the wondrous, magical creature that is… Beyonce!
Love, Ace