[NationalEnquirer] Which rapper has begged his girlfriend’s mother to manage his dad’s flailing water purification business venture? The musician thinks it’s the least she can do since his popularity has given their family name a much-needed boost of street cred!
Mixed Marriage Becomes A Huge Issue
[NationalEnquirer] This newly married Hollywood couple never settled their religious differences before walking down the aisle – and now it’s become a HUGE issue! [Read more…] about Mixed Marriage Becomes A Huge Issue
Botched Plastic Surgery
[NationalEnquirer] What popular star of a classic 1989 teen film – he’s since turned into a successful adult actor – had [Read more…] about Botched Plastic Surgery
She Is Consoling This Pop Diva
[NationalEnquirer] Everyone likes to say these two pop divas are at odds, but the truth is that the younger star has been helping the older singer mend a broken heart! The two are secretly working on a song together, but they really bonded when the elder pop star confided that [Read more…] about She Is Consoling This Pop Diva
BG12345: Wednesday
Dear Blinders,
Is it just us, or is it hot?
Camel will be drinking lots of cool beverages to get through this hot Hump Day, and suggests you do the same!
Anybody up for a BG12345 with a bit of a late start (2:00 pm EDT)? If 50 Blinders report the temperature where they are, we’ll do a BG12345 today.
Love, Ace
UPDATE: You got it! Let’s go!
Everybody Got Paid Off To Protect This Athlete
[Gawker] Why I Lie: A PR Guy Comes Clean
One of the toughest jobs of a publicist is learning how to lie. It’s the one thing about my career that keeps me awake at night. I’m not looking for sympathy—I chose this profession. But as some of you know, it can be a dangerous circle, telling lies to keep other lies intact.
Sometimes I lie to my client’s friends, or his wife, or his girlfriend, or his other family members. Quite often, I lie to the public. [Read more…] about Everybody Got Paid Off To Protect This Athlete
The Stench of Desperation
[BlindGossip] A few years ago, this celebrity swore she would have nothing to do with all those “sleazy reality stars.” She told friends that reality stars had no talent, made no contribution to making the world a better place, that their antics were “disgusting”, and that she didn’t want to spend one minute of her life thinking about them or being involved with them. [Read more…] about The Stench of Desperation
Actor Has A New Beard
[Hollywood Dame] Remember when we mentioned that actor who has been immersing himself in work but his team has been busy beard shopping? Well, he has found a taker. She [Read more…] about Actor Has A New Beard
Jealous And Dumb
[BlindGossip] One of those cringe-worthy reality shows. Frankly, these people are not smart, and none had any kind of success before the reality show. This abundance of stupidity is reflected in their current evil plan to get rid of one of the cast members. They are each telling the producer that [Read more…] about Jealous And Dumb
