[Village Voice] Which faded-icon-turned-hatemonger should stop promoting family values, seeing as insiders remember his extramarital flings with every female flight attendant with wings?
Famous Infamous Wannabe
[The Morton Report] The Famous Woman, the Infamous Man, and the Wannabe
Some years back a Famous Woman had a baby but rumours soon arose that the father’s name on the child’s birth certificate was incorrect. Gossip had it that the real baby daddy was an Infamous Man who happened to have a wife and a reputation as a womaniser. [Read more…] about Famous Infamous Wannabe
BG12345: Friday
You’re getting a BG12345 today!
Here is another clever image from our friends at Planet Hiltron.
There will be a couple of new blinds over the weekend.
Remember to vote for your favorite Ice Cream Games “Caption This” entry from yesterday before 6:00 PM EDT today.
Enjoy your weekend!
Love, Ace
Stop Looking At Me
[Village Voice] Which Best Actress Oscar winner was known to yell at her assistant, when the gal was innocently taking dictation: “Why are you looking at me? Look at the wall! Look elsewhere! Stop looking at me!”? (Funny, that lady usually loves people looking at her.)
The Next Amy Winehouse
[Blind Gossip] This woman is one of the top-earning celebrities in the world, and has all the fame and fans anyone could ever want. She is also on track for a breakdown. Away from the cameras and the cheering crowds, she has been [Read more…] about The Next Amy Winehouse
It Wasn’t A Dine And Dash
[Hollywood Dame] This established actor in multiple franchise films was dining out with his wife in Manhattan. The two kept things as low key as possible, but snuck off to the bathroom together. The waiter feared they dined and dashed, but they returned about fifteen minutes later looking slightly disheveled, but smiling. They finished their meal and left the waiter a 50% tip.
Yo BO
[NationalEnquirer] This eccentric, two-time Oscar nominee loves to sweat it out at yoga, but he has such bad body odor that fellow clients at the popular L.A. studio are bending over backward to avoid the stinky star. Who is he?
Desperate Man Strikes A Pose
[NationalEnquirer] What former “Desperate Housewives” hunk gets his [Read more…] about Desperate Man Strikes A Pose
And Another One’s Gone
SOLVED!
UPDATED!
[BlindGossip] We are pleased to announce another defection from this controversial group. She is not talking about it yet, but we can tell you that she is an actress, and that she was a member of the group for many years. [Read more…] about And Another One’s Gone
BG12345: Wednesday
Are you having a hot Hump Day?
Our camel friend tells us that whenever camels get too hot, they think cool thoughts… like snow angels… and ice skating… and Christmas. Yes, that is what camels think about.
Would you like an early Christmas gift? How about a camel in a Santa hat and a BG12345?
Just 100 “Cool!” votes will get you both.
Love, Ace
UPDATE: You are all soooo cool! Starting now…