Happy Hump Day, Blinders!
We have a special BG12345 for you today! All of today’s blinds involve female celebrities.
So, step aside, guys! Women are capable of behaving just as badly as you are…
Love, Ace
Olympic Ballers Playing Around With Other Athletes
[Downfront2] The Olympics are off the hook for U.S. Basketball Team. Several players have been photographed or had stories of the nightlife in London hit the internet. Problem is those players are either married or engaged. The big shock is the other Athletes with the “wholesome” [reputations] also being caught up in the talk. Hmmm!
BG Note: Let’s make it a little game! Which pairings of Olympic athletes would be scandalous?
Actress Rolls Over Little Man
[Blind Gossip] Little Man 1 set up an elaborate production that was supposed to be fronted by Little Man 2. But Little Man 2 lost control of his personal life.
So Little Man 1 approached a very controlling Actress. Would she be interested in stepping up? This presented a dilemma for [Read more…] about Actress Rolls Over Little Man
She’s Telling Lots Of Big Lies
[Blind Gossip] This award-winning actress is facing bad news in every direction. Her acting career is waning; she’s unable to get her body to look the way she wants it to look; and her business is failing. We’re talking about a pretty major meltdown on all fronts. Not that you’ll hear her admitting any of these things. No, she just keeps telling big lies about [Read more…] about She’s Telling Lots Of Big Lies
Twenties
[Blind Gossip] This youngish, humorous actor is fairly modest in public, but not so modest in private. He has been bragging to his friends that he was so rich that he could “wipe my ass with twenties” and “light my joints with ones”.
At a recent informal barbecue at his home, one of his friends – who is also an actor, though not as successful – asked [Read more…] about Twenties
Night Grind
SOLVED!
[Blind Gossip] She may be in a committed relationship, but this multi-hyphenate girl sure isn’t acting like it! She has been out partying practically every night. And although she isn’t drinking in public, she is certainly acting like she is under the influence of some substance.
On a recent night out at a bar in a hotel in New York, she spent a lot of bodyguard-protected time in the restroom. When she came out, she [Read more…] about Night Grind
Money Stops The Tumble
[Blind Gossip] There’s been an interesting development in the relationship of this TV girl. Her boyfriend – who is neither famous nor wealthy – isn’t too happy about her fake-dating a TV Guy with whom she appeared on one season of popular show. So he got hold of some very compromising photos of the TV Guy with his Boyfriend (who has also appeared on the same show), and told TV Guy that he was going to send them to the tabloids.
TV Guy totally panicked. He [Read more…] about Money Stops The Tumble
BG12345: Monday
Dear Blinders,
Happy Monday!
Have you been getting into the Olymipic spirit?
Are you in the mood for 5 original blind items, all written by BG?
Tell us your favorite Olympic moment so far. It doesn’t have to be someone winning a gold medal. Any exhilarating, funny, or weird moment will work as well. Just 100 Olympic moments will get you an all-BG BG12345!
Love, Ace
PS: Congratulations to the 5 winners of the Hand Art Ice Cream Game! You can check out the winning entries here.
UPDATE: You got it! Let’s go!
Cheating Hitting Splitting
[New York Post] Which famous New York couple split after the husband constantly cheated and kept hitting on young women in the office?
Brawl At A Bar
[Village Voice] Which writer told me he was gonna make it big, so he wouldn’t have to be a “hack” like me for the rest of his life, only to get in a brawl at a bar when the doorman had no idea who he is?