
Angry Bird Has A Chick To Feed

BG12345: Monday
Are you feeling that loss of an hour’s sleep?
Here’s your Monday morning breakfast: a hot cup of coffee with a bagel on the side. That’s a sesame bagel, lightly toasted, with a schmear of cream cheese and lox. Essen, bubelah!
You ‘ll need your strength, because we have a mixed BG12345 for you today. New and SOLVED items.
Enjoy!
Love, Ace
PS: Just a reminder: If you are having any technical issues, contact us at the email address in the CONTACT tab. We don’t own every type of device – and we’re definitely not psychic – so you have to tell us if something is amiss!
His Babymomma Wouldn’t Laugh About This

Comedian:
Babymomma:
New Lady:
Live By The Big Mouth
SOLVED!
[Blind Gossip] Everybody is lying about the casting change on this TV show! Here is the inside story:
One of the stars of a TV show leaked some personal info to the press about a famous actor. Bad move.
The actor’s friend, an industry powerhouse who works with the star, was shocked when they found out that the star was [Read more…] about Live By The Big Mouth
Like A Bridge Over Troubled Bottled Water

That’s while our blind item is said to be [Read more…] about Like A Bridge Over Troubled Bottled Water
BG12345: Friday
We know that many of you are still battling Old Man Winter. Our condolences.
You know who we’re blaming? That big fat liar on the left! Where’s that early Spring you promised us, Phil?
Will a mixed BG12345 cheer you up? Good, because you’re getting one! And everyone is invited to participate. Except Phil.
BTW, this weekend is the Daylight Savings Time changeover, so don’t forget to set your clocks ahead one hour on Saturday night/Sunday morning. You’ll lose an hour of sleep, but you will gain one more hour of blissful sunshine at the end of the day.
Love, Ace
Giant Jada Lectures Another Celebrity

The letter – which appears on her Facebook page – is really a public smack down!. [Read more…] about Giant Jada Lectures Another Celebrity
Man’s Man Buys A Love Nest

He is probably considered a real “man’s man” to most men; he reminds women of their own husbands; and even kids like him. He’s not big or tough or mean, but he is just totally relatable as a father and a husband and friend, which attracts the widest possible audiences to his projects.
It is this perception of him as a “man’s man” that will make this news especially surprising. [Read more…] about Man’s Man Buys A Love Nest
Grumpy Is Dynamite In The Sack



