[Blind Gossip] We have an important message for you to pass along to your teen/tween daughter. When she comes home one day in the near future sobbing because the young man she is crushing on is engaged to someone that isn’t her… we want you to reassure her that everything will be OK.
Tell her that he isn’t really getting married. Tell her that he doesn’t really love his fiancée. Tell her that it’s all a publicity stunt. Tell her that it’s just his team’s desperate attempt to convince people that he’s not gay.
She may not believe you. But at least one of you will know the truth!
