[The Morton Report] This is a married character actor known around the world. Thanks to some clever and expensive legal manoeuvering, the press cannot mention certain alleged incidents in his very private life. That doesn’t stop some cheeky papers from making subtle hints that get past their lawyers, as the comments are not actually libelous. However, it doesn’t stop there. Even his screenwriter seems to be in on the joke by working in scenarios which must surely have our dear actor squirming under his collar … and his colleagues and crew stifling their guffaws.