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Ice Cream Games: Thursday

July 5, 2012 Blind Gossip

Good Morning, Blinders!

New blind items today, plus a new Ice Cream Game!

TODAY’S GAME: Write an English 5-7-5 haiku about the Tom Cruise/ Katie Holmes relationship.

TODAY’S PRIZE: The winner will receive a $10 gift card for Cold Stone Creamery! Yummy!

TODAY’S WINNER: Just4fun16! Here’s the winning haiku about the Tom Cruise/ Katie Holmes relationship:

She wanted Top Gun

Instead she got aliens

Life’s Risky Business

Congratulations, Just!

Love, Ace

UPDATE:

Wow, you people are clever! There were so many good ones that it was difficult to narrow it down to just a few finalists. Will you help us decide on a winner? You can vote for your favorites until 3:00 pm EDT.

POLL IS NOW CLOSED

[poll id=”8″]

A: momotink

Put on Cruise control

Katy played the happy wife

until she could flee

 

B: indianapop

The Chip was removed

She un-audited herself

Who is Grinning now?

 

C: Just4fun16 WINNER!

She wanted Top Gun

Instead she got aliens

Life’s Risky Business

 

D: sopojofo

It’s taps for these two

He can’t handle the truth, so’ll

Show her the money

 

E: alkelley

The Cruise has ended

Aliens the tip of the ice

Katie jumped ship

 

F: LaleFig

TomKat crash and burn

Marriage extraction complete

Mission: possible

 

G: winona

She’s getting away!

Little Napoleon lost,

Kate’s his Waterloo.

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