New blind items today, plus a new Ice Cream Game!
TODAY’S GAME: Write an English 5-7-5 haiku about the Tom Cruise/ Katie Holmes relationship.
TODAY’S PRIZE: The winner will receive a $10 gift card for Cold Stone Creamery! Yummy!
TODAY’S WINNER: Just4fun16! Here’s the winning haiku about the Tom Cruise/ Katie Holmes relationship:
She wanted Top Gun
Instead she got aliens
Life’s Risky Business
Congratulations, Just!
Love, Ace
UPDATE:
Wow, you people are clever! There were so many good ones that it was difficult to narrow it down to just a few finalists. Will you help us decide on a winner? You can vote for your favorites until 3:00 pm EDT.
POLL IS NOW CLOSED
[poll id=”8″]
A: momotink
Put on Cruise control
Katy played the happy wife
until she could flee
B: indianapop
The Chip was removed
She un-audited herself
Who is Grinning now?
C: Just4fun16 WINNER!
She wanted Top Gun
Instead she got aliens
Life’s Risky Business
D: sopojofo
It’s taps for these two
He can’t handle the truth, so’ll
Show her the money
E: alkelley
The Cruise has ended
Aliens the tip of the ice
Katie jumped ship
F: LaleFig
TomKat crash and burn
Marriage extraction complete
Mission: possible
G: winona
She’s getting away!
Little Napoleon lost,
Kate’s his Waterloo.