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How to Scare Away a Missionary

August 23, 2010 Blind Gossip

BuzzFoto – This Blind comes from the archives and happened about three years ago. This aging country singer, living on the East coast must have been feeling lonely when a group of male missionaries came to her door. She invited them in and let them share their message and then she left the room and came back wearing only a towel. She offered them something to drink and invited them to swim in her pool, somehow letting the towel fall to the floor. The shocked missionaries got an eyeful and the scare of their lives and did their best to leave and make their way out of her house and gates. Needless to say, we’re sure they never returned. 376

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