[EOnline] The sexy-*ss life (and wife) Hard-N*pple Nick set up for himself years ago is getting so complicated lately. As if agreeing that your wife could have her lovers while you have yours could ever be an easy arrangement for very long! Hot, yeah, but, easy?
Not anymore. Here’s what’s unraveling:
The trust. And we don’t mean between Hard-Nipple and his missus. More like the help.
You know, all those peeps rich folks like Mr. Nick always have around? Sure, they’ve all signed confidentiality agreements, but, you think they all pay attention to those legal handcuffs? Actually, yes, most within the Nick household do.
Just not all. Two employees very close to Hard-Nipple are opening their traps about their employer’s imaginative marital arrangement, and word’s starting to get out lately—much more than it has in the past. Regarding what an active, lively and rather democratic love-life (with more attention to the boys than to the girls we must add) Hard enjoys!
So, perhaps Nick’s legal eagles might want to look in the direction of those sleeping near Hard-Nipple, as opposed to those right next to (which is where they’re currently focused).
AND IT AIN’T: Jensen Ackles, Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck