TheGossipBoy – Meet Delusional Dorothy. When Delusional Dorothy lived in her ho-hum life, she always dreamed of what life would be like when she escaped and got to live in the technicolor world. She already had some fame, but nothing like the needy girl really wanted. She seemed like a sweet girl, but we all know things are not as they seem.
One sunny day, Hurricane Hollywood swept the girl away and landed her in the magical land where she felt that she belonged. Poor Delusional Dorothy had no idea that nothing is as it seems, especially in the land of HW. She fell for a sweet boy that she had known forever and she had a role that brought her so much fame and notoriety that she was on an all time high. The night she planned to lose her big V, she found out her equally pretty boyfriend was gay. When she put the moves on him, he laughed and asked her what the hell was wrong with her. He thought she was in on the bearding, which poor Dorothy so was not. She soon found out that the people she considered friends were actually the ones leaking information behind her back.
As Dorothy’s entire world became that of a fiction novel, she went on a mission to lose the big V. Boy did she lose it, and in a big way. Not only is she no longer a nun, she began sleeping her way around town. Poor girl, she just wants to be loved and find something real in HW. And let’s face it, sex is pretty much the only real thing in this town. Dotty has her eyes currently set on one guy that has been in a relationship longer than she has been in the business.
One night Dotty was at an event, lushing it up and promoting herself. She was at the bar and met this fine looking actor. It’s no secret that he is far from single and he isn’t the kind of guy to cheat. He simply had admired the young Starlett and struck up a conversation. Poor Delusional Dorothy mistook his admiration for flirtation and thought the stud had a thang for her. Since that night, she has been on the path of destruction. Not only has she taken up a friendship with someone that is just trying to jump on her wave, she has been plotting a ways to run into Stud anytime she can. She actually has her people on full alert and stops at nothing short of rushing to a Starbucks he is sitting at.
Dotty is now singing to the tune of a twisted love song and has spent her days coming up with ways to get him out of his relationship. Girl has even gone as far as to try and “leak” their new “relationship” to certain mags and gossip columns to see it they will start up the rumor mill. Hopefully, Stud and his woman will see this storm coming from a mile away because if not, it could rip their storybook romance to shreds.
It’s Not: Anna Torv, Genevive Cortese, Selena Gomez