[Blind Gossip] She’s not a regular Mom. She’s a cool Mom!
When her actress daughter has a gig, she doesn’t just show up and clap. She parties hard with her daughter’s friends until the wee hours of the morning. And when Mom’s partying, she and her mouth get totally out of control!
On a bender last week – and while her daughter was on the other side of the room – she regaled a large group of people with the most intimate and disgusting details of her daughter’s sexual conquests.
She told stories about a famous singer who thought her daughter was beautiful (“He likes to take the virginity of his groupies!”), an heir to a family fortune (“Good thing he has a handsome face, because his penis is really small!), and a slimy actor (“He likes the back door, and he said that [my daughter] was the best sex he’s ever had… and he’s had everybody!”).
It’s nice to see a Mom so proud of her her little princess.
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: James Blunt
Heir: Harry Morton
Actor: Wilmer Valderama
Dina Lohan has a big mouth. And when she gets drunk, she spills secrets even more often than she spills drinks.
Of course, we don’t know if Lindsay Lohan actually slept with James Blunt, Harry Morton, or Wilmer Valderama. And we don’t know if James thinks she’s beautiful, or if Harry has a tiny peen, or if Wilmer likes the back door.
We’re just telling you what Dina said.
There were lots of clues. At the time this blind was published, Lindsay Lohan had just appeared on Saturday Night Live, where she played a Disney princess. Of course, she was a Disney girl herself in her younger days, starting with The Parent Trap.
“I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom” is a line from Mean Girls, which starred Lindsay Lohan.
Although no one got all of the players right, congratulations to those who picked up on the clues!