SOLVED!
[Blind Gossip] This pregnant celebrity is claiming that she is due on a specific date.
Not true. We found out that her due date is actually not even close to the date she is promoting!
However, in true publicity-seeking fashion, she wants the date to be as memorable as the birth itself, so that’s what she is telling everyone.
How much can you manipulate a delivery to fit a specific date?
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Celebrity:
[Optional] What do you think this celebrity is capable of doing to advance the “due date” plot line?
SOLVED!
Celebrity: Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby boy on Saturday, December 5th. And the angels wept because it wasn’t born on Jesus’ birthday… and nobody pays attention to gossip on a Saturday.
The Christmas due date was a lie all along.
It was just another plot line for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. You already figured that one out, though, right?
We knew that Kim was due closer to Thanksgiving than Christmas, but we honestly didn’t know if she would try to manipulate the birth date to hit one mark or the other. But it sure did get her lots of publicity to pretend that it was going to be on Christmas, didn’t it? Yeezus and Jesus and The Baby In The Manger and all that.
Publicity is like oxygen to Kim Kardashian. She was actually disappointed that the birth occurred on a Saturday, because she knows that no one pays attention to gossip on the weekends (that’s why celebrities announce divorces on Friday afternoons).
How dare that baby arrive in a publicity lull! Bad baby!
Well, just to prove who’s boss, Kim and Kanye are holding off on the name announcement to try to drum up some tension and excitement. You can feel the tension and excitement, can’t you?
Yes, they have a name for the baby. They are just pretending they don’t to create drama and to serve as another plot line. In the meantime, you’ll just be treated to a lot of whining about birth complications and recovery to keep you focused on her.
Almost all of you got this one right. Congratulations to Heyokay for being first!
BG Note: They just announced that the baby’s name is Saint West. That certainly is keeping with the religious theme for which they were initially aiming. The baby was absolutely full term and weighed in at 8 lbs. 1 oz. Kim’s weight is anybody’s guess.
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