Good Morning, Blinders!
How about Hump Day BG12345?
Today’s blinds will be sponsored by our friend Humpty.
Humpty thinks he is safe on that wall. But he is going to fall. And it’s probably better for him to jump rather than have someone push him.
Jump, Humpty! Jump!
As soon as 100 of you say “Jump!”, we’ll get started!
Love, Ace
UPDATE: You got it! Let’s get started!