Good morning, Blinders!
It’s Hump Day! That means that you’ve made it halfway through another work week. Good for you!
Did you manage to make it this far through the week without pics or videos of you doing drugs in front of the po po appearing online? We hope so, or else people might actually start believing those blind items we’ve been running all along about your rampant drug use.
You are getting a mixed BG12345 today! That’s a mix of five new and solved blind items, one per hour, starting at 1:00 pm PDT.
Actually, let’s start a little early today…
Love, Ace