Good Morning Blinders!
If your pants are still unbuttoned from Thanksgiving dinner, and the thought of fighting the mace-wielding lunatics at the malls doesn’t appeal to you, today is your day! Cyber Monday is a great day to shop over the internet from the safety and comfort of your home or office.
Between purchases, relax with that last piece of pumpkin pie, a cup of hot cocoa, and a BG12345. By the way, each of these three things is best served with a large dollop of whipped cream. Mmmmmm…
Happy Cyber Monday! Enjoy the BG12345!
Love, BG