SOLVED!
[Blind Gossip] This musician definitely has a thing for blonde actresses! He has an ex-wife with whom he still spends a lot of time, a female pal who has multiple kids and marriages of her own, and a girlfriend who is investing in real estate just to please him.
Now there’s a fourth blonde in the mix!
While she is simply being described as a mystery woman, we know who she is. She is an English actress who starred in a movie last year with an ironic name.
What is she doing with him? A source tells us, “They are just work friends”… but refused to say anything more.
Really? As far as we know, they haven’t worked together on any projects in the past. As far as we know, they don’t have any work projects together in the future. Sounds terribly vague and fishy to us. We don’t like it. And we’re betting that the first three blondes won’t like it either.
Musician:
Ex-Wife:
Female Pal:
Girlfriend:
Fourth Blonde:
SOLVED!
Musician: Chris Martin
Ex-Wife: Gwyneth Paltrow
Female Pal: Kate Hudson
Girlfriend: Jennifer Lawrence
Fourth Blonde: Annabelle Wallis
Musician Chris Martin, 38, is now officially dating The Fourth Blonde!
Annabelle Wallis, 31, is an English actress who recently starred in the film Annabelle, about a creepy doll who comes to life. She can also be seen in the TV show Peaky Blinders.
We knew that the “work friends” explanation was a bogus one, as Martin and Wallis haven’t worked together. The two have allegedly been dating since August 2015.
Has anyone else noticed that Chris Martin has a definitive type and that he NEVER takes any kind of a break between women? In fact, he overlaps.
Despite the fact that she is an overlapper, we love Annabelle Wallis. Not because we actually know her or care about her but, because now that Chris Martin is dating her, JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS FREE!
Lawrence is no longer tied to a guy who is too old, with too many kids, and a too-intrusive ex-wife. Lawrence didn’t close on that New York apartment that was thisclose to Gwyneth Paltrow’s house (see link below). She stopped living her life around a guy and started investing her time and energy in work and in female friendships. One of those new friends is hot comedian Amy Schumer, with whom Lawrence is now writing a screenplay.
For Jennifer Lawrence, 25, spending her time expanding her career options is much smarter than spending it mooning over some past-his-prime, yellow-toothed doofus who’s poked his uncut pencil into half the blondes in Hollywood.
So… thank you, Annabelle Wallis!
Congratulations to Melo for being first with the correct answer and to Superswollme for being the first to pick up on the Annabelle/Annabelle clue. Well done!
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