Holy Moly – Which action movie director is desperately trying to keep his one-year-old love child out of the public eye? The mother of the child met the director (and his wife) when she worked in property but was unaware of his fame. But when she found out that he had directed some of the biggest movies of all time, her ovaries went into overdrive, especially as she visualised the maintenance cheques rolling in. One ‘close up’ with his ‘zoom lens’ later and she was holding the golden ticket for life.