Howdy Blinders!
Saddle up, you Cowpokes! We have sooo many new blinds that you can get a BG12345 today for a mere 100 cries of “Yee Haw!”
But, hold on, Pardner! If we get 200 cries of “Yee Haw!” by 1:00 pm EST, we’ll double that offer to TEN new blind items!
Love, BG and BC
UPDATE: You’re getting 5 today!