
At a recent informal barbecue at his home, one of his friends – who is also an actor, though not as successful – asked if he could borrow a twenty-dollar bill. He disappeared into the house. Several minutes later, he told the host that he had a gift for him, but he would have to come into the house to receive it. Yes, he left the host a smelly gift in the bathroom, topped by the used twenty. The host play-smacked his friend and yelled, “I said my ass, you idiot!” But he did find it funny. Boys.