These Three Women Are Irritating

3 women[Blind Gossip] Did you know that the marriage of this music couple started out as a business arrangement? However, after a few years of living together, raising child/ren, and commingling money and careers, the lines got blurred and everything started feeling very personal.

You already know that they fight with great passion when the cameras aren’t on them. Well, let’s talk about the biggest topic of those arguments: the women with whom he’s been sleeping!

While we can’t namecheck every girl he’s ever had (because there have been a lot), we can tell you about some of the celebrities who are especially irritating to the Wife, as well as the cause of a great many arguments in their household.

1. This Blonde European Singer has only been in the business a couple of years, but she has been sleeping her way to the top from the beginning. She will do anything to get noticed, including hooking up with reality stars. It’s working for her, too. The Husband is completely enamoured with her, and their affair is ongoing.

2. This Foreign-Born Singer was mentored by the Husband. Those mentoring sessions were about more than music. The funny thing is that FBS constantly calls the Wife “Trash” behind her back… and the Wife calls FBS “Trash” behind her back.

3. This Snobby Blonde Actress was besties with Wife for about five minutes. However, she soon moved on to become intimate with the Husband. The Wife now barely tolerates SBA.

Although the Wife knows that these women were involved with her Husband – and they fight about them all the time in private – she is very much in control of her image, and would never think of badmouthing any of them in public.

But she might do it very subtly in a song.

Husband:

Wife:

Blonde European Singer:

Foreign-Born Singer:

Snobby Blonde Actress:

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  1. ravenglass says

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyoncé

    BES: Rita Ora

    FBS: Rihanna

    SBA: Gwyneth Paltrow

  2. junkxmas says

    Oh yeah! Please keep these coming!

    Husband: Hova

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Goop-a-doop

  3. hereigo says

    Husband: jay z

    Wife: beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: rita ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: gwyneth paltrow

  4. FunnyFace says

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  5. thisisjustme says

    Husband: Jay Z
    Wife: Beyonce
    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora
    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna
    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  6. vee13 says

    Husband: Jay-Z
    Wife: Beyonce
    Blonde European Singer: Dunno
    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna
    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  7. iheartkoko says

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rhianna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth

  8. Booboo1068 says

    Beyoncé
    Rita Ora
    Rhianna (not really a secret is it?)
    Gwyneth Goop Paltrow (she does have a thing for husbands)

  9. royal eduardo says

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  10. stonn says

    Husband: Jay

    Wife: Bey

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora (?)

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth “Goop” Paltrow

    What I’m surprised to hear is that the union of Jay-Z and Beyonce was a business arrangement all along. Wow.

    • august says

      I’m not , it was so obvious and fact that so many of us can’t stand theses two, we got the last laugh on all their fans who believed they were for real.

    • Mystical says

      I, too, am stunned! And i cannot believe how naive I have been. What empty, miserable people they must be to choose that kind of life. Bringing a child into that situation is absolutely shameful – it is hard to believe that she will grow up feeling any love at all. And I am still trying to process the whole fake pregnancy thing!

  11. Khadafi says

    Husband: Jay C

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Palthrow

  12. Scorpio13 says

    Husband: Joe Camel BKA JayZ

    Wife:Beyounce

    Blonde European Singer: ?

    Foreign-Born Singer: ?

    Snobby Blonde Actress: GOOP BKA Gwyneth Paltrow

  13. NYCMEL says

    Husband: Jay Z
    Wife: Beyonce
    Blonde Euro Singer: Ellie Goulding
    Foreign Born Singer: Rihanna
    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  14. quinner says

    This is easier then abc…
    Jayz….rita ora has been linked with jayz and rob kardashian…rihanna was born in barbados I think and gwenyth paltrow may have had a friends with benefits meeting with him.
    I want to know what they see in him and why is he with Beyonce? I dont think any one else could put up with how contrived she is…unless she gets with kim kardashian….

  15. geewhiz says

    Oh how I want this to be Jay Z and Bey…because I want SBA to reveal Gwennie as the trashy wh*re she really is behind that upper crust white bread facade.

  16. annabelle77 says

    Husband: Jay-Z. Wife: Beyonce. Blonde European singer: Rita Ora. Foreign singer: Rhianna. Snobby Actress: Gwyneth?!?!?! Holy Crap!

  17. zilla says

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora (hooked up with Rob Kardashian)

    Foreign-Born Singer: ????

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  18. SaraKat says

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora??

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rhianna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  19. mrose says

    kick em when they are down

    Beyonce and Jay Z

    Rita Ora

    Rhianna

    Gweyneth Paltrow

  20. Tim_Norway says

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  21. cooldewd says

    okay not really sure but here’s a guess anyway

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    BES: Rita Ora ?

    FBS: someone who’s not european or american???

    SBA: jesus christ i can’t remember who she used to hang with, idk, katherine heigl?

    wow this is an awful guess i am so sorry

  22. Bromance1979 says

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwenyth Paltrow

  23. lovefifteen says

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyoncé

    Blonde European Singer: Not sure …

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  24. hdm says

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  25. cgrant0423 says

    Husband: Jay Z
    Wife: Beyonce
    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora
    Foreign Born Singer: Rihanna
    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  26. micropug says

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Goop

    First time poster! Love your site Ace!

  27. KD_Dugue says

    Husband: Jay-Z
    Wife: Beyonce

    BES: Rita Ora

    FBS: Rihanna

    SBA: Gwyneth Paltrow

  28. pRose says

    jay z
    beyonce
    blonde euro singer: rita ora, reality star hook-up is rob kardashian
    foreign-born singer: rihanna from barbados
    snobby blonde actress: gwyneth paltrow

  29. jocar says

    Probably easiest BI I have seen to date!
    Hubby: JZ
    Wife; Beyoncé
    BES: Rita Ora
    FBS: Rihanna
    SBA: Gwynny Paltrow
    After the elevator incident, will “Wife” have to add yet another irritating woman? lol

  30. jorenita says

    Husband: Jay Z
    Wife: Beyonce
    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora
    Foreign born singer: Rhianna
    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gweneth Paltrow

  31. obladioblada says

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Goopy

  32. bubblegumbitch says

    husband: jay-z

    wife: beyonce

    blonde european singer: rita ora

    FBS: rihanna

    SBA: gwyneth paltrow

  33. shea26 says

    OMG this is my first time!!
    Husband:Jay-Z

    Wife:Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer:Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer:Rhianna

    Snobby Blonde Actress:Gwyneth Paltrow

  34. MacTalk says

    And the hits just keep on coming…

    Husband: Jay Z
    Wife: Beyonce
    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora
    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna
    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  35. jvangelgirl says

    Husband: JayZ

    Wife: Beyonce

    BES: Rita Ora

    FBS: Rihanna

    SBA: Gywenth Paltrow

    Beyonce is it really worth it? There is a such thing called HIV and it doesnt discriminate.I think your career would be fine without him.

  36. Gossipmonger says

    Oooh! This is too good to be true! The Gossip God’s are smiling!
    Jay Z
    Beyoncé
    BES: Rita Ora
    FBS: Rihanna
    SBA: Gwyneth Paltrow

  37. lollapop says

    My guesses are

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  38. foreverthine says

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  39. itsaprilme says

    Husband:Jay-z
    Wife: Beyonce
    Blonde European Singer:Rita Ora
    Foreign Born Singer:Rihanna
    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwenyth Paltrow

  40. shuboy says

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Snobby Blond Actress: Glyneth Paltrow

    Foriegn Born Singer: Rihanna

  41. Andrea says

    Husband: Jay-Z
    Wife: Beyoncé
    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora
    Foreign Born Singer: Rihanna
    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  42. Deep-Sigh says

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  43. Booboo1068 says

    “Although the Wife knows that these women were involved with her Husband – and they fight about them all the time in private – she is very much in control of her image, and would never think of badmouthing any of them in public.”

    If I thought The Firm/ Palace/ QE2 would EVER approve I’d say based on her level of dedication to public image she should divorce Jay and marry Harry (or another by blood royal) because she has the back bone to survive that family! I’ve also read rumours Harry has had his time with ahem non WASP ladies in the last couple of yrs. Can you imagine?! Harry wouldn’t know what to DO with himself…and Ms. Oprah and company would be all over it. Oh but she’d have to give up performing because the Royal family (not faux/ wannabe music royalty) does not perform, they are performed FOR. That might be a wee issue.

    Fantasy I know. SIGH.

    • shampagne says

      LOL. But I highly doubt the Royals would want Beyonce in their family. Also how is Jay Z blood royal?

  44. Molls says

    Husband: Jay-Z
    Wife: Beyonce
    Blonde European Singer: Natalie Bassingthwaighte???
    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna
    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  45. maiidesuu says

    Husband: JayZ

    Wife:Beyoncé

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rhianna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

    Obv because when they first got together she was starting her solo career and he was already well established, Rita Ora dated Rob Kardashian hence “dated reality star”. Rhianna was his mentee when she was starting out as well and Goop because snobby and blonde just SCREAM gwyneth

  46. SuzNYC says

    Husband: Jay Z
    Wife: Beyonce
    Blonde Eurotrash Singer: Rita Ora
    Foreign Born Singer: Rhianna
    Snobby Blonde Actress: Stupid Goopid (Gwyneth Paltrow)

  47. HollySleuth says

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: drawing a blank

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Goop!

  48. brobdingnagian says

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer:

    Foriegn Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gywenneth Paltrow

  49. ssmith says

    Husband: Jayz

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress
    Gwyneth Paltrow

  50. vallers says

    Too much of a coincidence with all the media coverage this week…..

    Husband – Jay-z
    Wife – Beyonce
    BES – Rita Ora
    FBS – Rihanna
    SBA – Goopy

  51. KK says

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: stuck on this one

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  52. Blacky says

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer:

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  53. Gossipmonger says

    Maybe that’s what the elevator fight was about…they were leaving Rihanna’s post MET a Ball party. Perhaps the sister heard the “trash” comment behind her back. Then he gets a smack down. Scandal!

  54. bangonthemoney says

    Beyonce & jay z
    Blonde European singer : Rita ora ? Had a thing with rob Kardashian , wears outlandish clothes for attention

    Foreign born : rihanna of course

    Snobby actress : goop !!

  55. SouthJerseyGirl says

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Elle Goulding?

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rita Ora or Rhianna?

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Goop

  56. ameliaj says

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Goop

  57. perfumeandpoison says

    Husband: Jay-Z
    Wife – Beyonce
    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora
    Foreign-Born Singer: Alexa Goddard
    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwenyth Paltrow

  58. wonderbangg says

    Husband: Jay Z
    Wife: Beyonce
    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora
    Foreign Born Singer: Rihanna
    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwenyth Paltrow

  59. sashas says

    Husband: Jay- Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gweneth Paltrow

  60. mugofmead111 says

    oooh…too easy!

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyonce Knowles

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora (p.s. that “reality star” was rob kardashian)

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna (she’s bajan)

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow (who else would fit this description?) 😉

    • mugofmead111 says

      no doubt something was up when gwyneth tweeted blue ivy’s name before jay and bey did a press release.

  61. chopinianagirl5 says

    Hmm….

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde Euro Singer: Rita Ora?

    Foreign Born Singer: Rhianna

    Snobby Blond Actress: La Goop, Gwyneth

    What a complicated mess!! Being able to go anywhere in the world, the most exclusive parties, the best restaurants.. Not sure if would be worth all of this drama. First post!

  62. Weirdo says

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde Euro Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: gwyneth paltrow

  63. ruffles91 says

    This is my first post!

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Goop?

  64. rachelelizabeth says

    Jay and Bey

    Euro blonde: Rita Ora (reality star: Rob kardashian)
    FBS: Rihanna
    SBA: Goopy

  65. kms32 says

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: BEYONCE

    Blonde European: my guess is RITA ORA

    FB: RIRI

    Snobby Blonde Actress: best guess is GWYENNE – who else is as snobby as her??

  66. sabrina325 says

    Husband: Jay Z
    Wife: Beyoncé
    Blonde European singer: Rita Ora
    Foreign-born singer: Rihanna
    Blonde actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  67. blaqfury says

    I finally know one!

    Husband: Shawn Carter
    Wife: Beyonce
    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora
    Foreign Born Singer: Rihanna
    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  68. lvsoxfan says

    Obviously FBS is Rihanna and actress is Paltrow but can’t think of the first one.

  69. Bobolots says

    Well Damn. Even I can guess this and I NEVER know these.

    Jay Z
    Beyonce
    Alexa Goddard
    Rihanna
    Gwyneth Paltrow

  70. MissPoison_13 says

    Husband: Jay-Z

    Wife: Beyoncé

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  71. Boston20 says

    Jay and Bey

    blone euro – rita ora

    foreign born singer – Rhianna

    Snobby blone – gwenyth

  72. Quanah says

    Husband: Sean Carter
    Wife: Beyonce Knowles-Carter
    BES: Rita Ora
    FBS: Rihanna Fenty
    SBA: Gwyneth Paltrow

    He likes a blonde huh? lol

    I think that Bey and Jay have always seemed like the best of friends…who then started having feelings for each other.

  73. kjcliff says

    Husband: Jay Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Goopie Gwyneth Paltrow

  74. AmandaKane5 says

    Husband:Jay Z

    Wife: Beyonce

    Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora

    Foreign-Born Singer: Rhianna

    Snobby Blonde Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow