The Potential Replacement Manager

entrance exit[Blind Gossip] We already told you that this girl’s life was in turmoil. Well, here’s another twist you didn’t see coming!

Our Girl used to hang out with a Talented Performer who was a little bit older and very ambitious. Now she’s suddenly hanging out with Younger Girls who have no talent. Why the switch? Well, it’s not accidental. It’s because the Younger Girls’ Manager is giving our Girl the full-court press to represent her!

Manager found out a month ago that the Girl was considering leaving her current management team and was immediately in her ear about how she would be the perfect replacement. She invited the Girl over to her house, talked to her for hours, and set her up with two of her current clients for outings to let our Girl see what it would be like to be part of her flock. Of course, all three are now suddenly seen absolutely everywhere together!

Girl is loving all the publicity she is getting on every outing… and the potential Manager is on the phone with her every day, reinforcing over and over and over again how she is the perfect choice to manage the Girl’s career and her money.

We’ll see very soon if her evil plan works.

Girl:

Talented Performer:

Younger Girls:

Potential Manager:

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164 comments to The Potential Replacement Manager

  • luciacastelo23

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: I’m assuming Kris Jenner

    Selena and the Jenner girls were at Diddy’s son’s party last week and were all over Coachella this past weekend. I was wondering why they were besties all of a sudden and now it makes sense. Oh Selena you are so much better than this

    • dontpanik

      I know they say no publicity is bad publicity, but wasn’t that made up by a publicist? This girl’s life is turning into a train wreck like Miley before her. There must be a way to age gracefully as a child celebrity.

  • me43

    Girl: selena gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: kendall and Kylie Jenner

    Potential Manager: kris Jenner

  • kat411

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift
    Jenner girls

    Run away as fast as you can Selena!!

  • neartstarlet

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Demi Lovato
    Younger Girls: Kylie & Kendall Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris “Momager” Kardashian-Jenner

    clues: “full-court press”: Kris Humphreys & Lamar Odom are basketball players & former beaus of older Kardashian girls. Also, Kylie & Kendall were seen with Selena at Coachella.

  • jersey6332

    Girl: Selena
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Manager: Liz Killmond-Roman

  • ravenglass

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls With No Talent Whatsoever Just Like Their Sisters: Kendall & Kylie Jenner

    Potential Manager: Kris Kardashian

    Kris will have Selena bearding or making sex tapes in no time!!!

    • ravenglass

      Oops!!! I just realized I wrote Kris Kardashian instead of Jenner. Although I’m surprised she hasn’t readopted the name by now.

      • CatBallou

        Weren’t there rumors she was going to change her name back even back when they were still living together? I almost did the same thing when I typed my response :-).

        Such “lovely” people – ugh!

    • ravenglass

      So I guess we can expect Selena & Biebs to make an appearance, at that joke of a wedding, next month?

  • ameliaj

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • ialwaysgettheseright

    Easy peezy
    Selena
    Biebs
    Younger Kardashian girls
    Mama Kris

  • Halo26

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: T. Swifty

    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner

    Potential Manager: Pimp Mama Kris

  • Cyanna George

    Ugh, PMK gets her claws in Selena.. Just wow. A year from now, Selena will have a reality show with Bieber and a baby.. (Britney Spears anyone?)

  • bonou2

    OMG I was wondering why she was still hanging out with teenagers, Selena give your head a shake! Kris Jenner as the potential manager the Jenner girls as the teens she’s hanging out with so happy Harry ran away from this mess 😉

  • boodie

    Selena Gomez is the girl, Younger girls are the Jenners and manager is Kris Jenner. Talented performer Katy Perry perhaps. Shudder, another dimwit being pimped out by the kardashians. Megalol

  • kfarley519

    Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, Kris Jenner

  • nvuss

    Talented Performer: Selena Gomez (wouldn’t really use talented but yeah)
    Younger Girls: The Jenners
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

    Selena’s “career” will now consist of pap shots and drug abuse as it has been.

    • UnbotheredB

      I think you missed the entry “Girl:” which corresponds to Selena. The talented performer is Taylor Swift

  • twinklefairy12

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger girls: Kendall & Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

    Makes so much sense.

  • Mia444

    Easy. Selena Gomez, the Jenner girls, Kris Jenner.

    Selena dated Bieber to get publicity and that worked like a charm, so I could see her enjoying the notoriety of hanging out with the Jenner/Kardashian clan.

  • Molls

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: Pimp Mama Kris

  • BonBons

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift?
    Kylie and Kendall Jenner
    Kris Jenner

  • csophia

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger girls: Kylie, Kendall Jenner
    Potential manager: kris jenner

  • LeeAnnotti

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kylie/Kendall Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • natalie870

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kylie and Kendall Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • niajan

    Girl Selena Gomez
    Performer Taylor swift
    Younger girls the Jenners
    Manager kris Jenner
    This a train wreck waiting to happen she was better off with jb

  • tmartex

    Girl- Salena Gomes
    Talented Performer- Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls- Kylie and Kendal Jenner
    Potential Manager- Pimp momma Kris

  • Warholette

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift
    Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Momma Kris Jenner

  • raslebol

    Selena G/taylor S/ Jenner daughters/Kris JEnner
    please do wrong

  • vbchica14

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kylie & Kendall Jenner

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • bec215

    Girl: Selena
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kylie and Kendall Jenner
    Potential Momager, er, Manager: Kris Jenner

    Jenner is not likely to care a whit that Gomez is spiraling down, BUT I will say that the one thing that the Kardashian women are not known for is being addicts and drunks stumbling around in public… if Momager Jenner gets Gomez clean, then it would be ok in my book. But I’m not counting on it. More likely, a Gomez-Bieber sx tape will be released instead :(

  • babymj

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Jenner Girls

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • Franciss

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • aj23

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer:Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kylie & Kendal Jenner

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • AmandaKane5

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kendall & Kyle Jenner

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • blindg81

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • hrhfedup

    Girl: Selena
    Talented Performer: Taylor
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: Liz Killmond-Roman

    just guessing, but I seem to recall Selena being papped with new girlfriends…

  • mzhull

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift
    Kylie Kendall Jenner
    Kris Jenner
    First time poster

  • TabbyCatt

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talent: Taylor Swift
    No Talent: Jenner Girls
    Manager: Pimp Momma Kris

  • bglover

    Poor Selena and I cannot believe she actually hangs out with tha Jenner/Kardashian famewhore family…

  • The One and Only

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kylie and Kendall Jenner
    Potential Manager (momager): Kris Jenner

    NAILED IT!

  • azura1

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talent: Taylor Swift
    Young Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Potential Mgr: Kris Jenner

  • brobdingnagian

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kendall & Kylie Jenner

    Potentiial Manager: Kris Jenner

    What a circus!! Selena, don’t let pimp mamma talk you into a porno with Justin, LOL!

  • carla_siqueira

    Girl: Selena Gomes
    Talented performer: Taylor Swift
    Youger Girls: Kendal and Kilye Jenner
    Potencial Manager: Pimp Mama Kris Jenner

  • Mtlmeee

    Selena Gomez

    Taylor Swift

    Kendall and Kyle Kardashian

    Kris Kardashian

  • xrupii

    Talented Performer: Selena Gomez

    Younger Girls: Kylie and Kendall Jenner?

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner?

  • btm2299

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kylie and Kendall Jenner

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • tuckerlee123

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Jenner Sisters

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • lisako

    Oh, Selena. Get it together, girl! I’m willing to put up with her Beiber bull, but not the Kardashian krap.

    Selena Gomez/Taylor Swift/Kendall & Kylie/Kris Jenner

  • luv2guess

    Selena Gomez
    Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Kris Jenner

  • BlondieR

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • 3jack4

    Selena Gomez
    Kendall & Kylie Jenner
    Kris Jenner

  • DesertGhost

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: The younger Jenner sisters

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner (OMG!! Run Selena!)

  • JessicaAimee

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift
    Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Kris Jenner

    Just been spotted at Coachella together.. please Selena.. NOO!

  • not now

    Selena Gomez (fired her parents)
    Taylor Swift
    the Jenner Sisters Kendall and Kylie
    Momager – Kris Jenner

  • blessedjess226

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift
    Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Kris Jenner

  • butterflykay

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • Erin

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • heshmalesh

    Talented Performer: Selena

    Younger Girls: Kendall & Kylie Jenner

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • iyamrocky

    Why is it an evil plan? Sounds like the manager is 1) doing what they were hired for – getting current clients in the news and 2) going after a client who is legitimately available.

  • Holly

    Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls” kylie and kendall jenner
    Potential Manager: scooter braun

  • GirlWithABrain

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner and all their untalented friends
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • cassandra007

    Selena, don’t drink the Kardashian Kool-Aid!
    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Girl: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendal and Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • sonoviva

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kendall & Kylie Jenner

    Potential Manager: Liz Killmond-Roman

  • waysouthofheaven

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Young girls: Kendal & Kylie Jenner

    Potential manager: Kris Jenner

  • lux93

    Girl: selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor swift

    Younger Girls: Kendall And Kylie Jenner

    Potential Manager: Bradford Cobb

  • girlfriday

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kylie & Kendall Jenner

    Potential Manager: Chris Jenner

  • schadel.pinks

    selena and the kardashians

  • GrannyGoose

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

    Ewwwwww! Next thing you know, Selena will have giant boobs, a butt enhancement and 7 plastic surgeries to make her face look like Kimmie. Run Selena, Run!

  • everythingthatshines

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift
    Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Kris Jenner

    oh god

  • Janjan

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kylie and Kendall Jenner
    Potential Manager: The Ultimate, All-Powerful Momager – Kris Jenner!

  • MsOverstreet

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

    Selena and the Jenner girls have been seen hanging out together a bit lately, which I didn’t think was a coincidence. But Kris as her manager? Gross gross gross. Maybe if she doesn’t want a career.

  • xtine

    This is easy!

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kendall & Kylie Jenner

    Potential Manager: Pimp momager Kris Jenner

    You’re Welcome :)

  • jan

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • chandler02

    Girl: Selna Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Kardashian

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner
    (Nooooo, Selena! Run far away from Kris Jenner!)

  • mckmommie

    Kris Jenner Manager
    Younger girls: Kylie and Kendall Jenner
    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Demi Lovato?

  • True007

    Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, the Jenner girls, Kris Jenner

  • Caligirl

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kylie and Kendall Jenner

    Potential manager: Kris (PMK) Jenner

    Selena is so misguided right now and this makes PMK look even worse than I ever thought possible. She’s preying on a very confused, vulnerable girl who is obviously often under the influence of alcohol or drugs. This is a match made in Hades and I hope to heaven that someone who truly cares for Selena (hopefully her parents) can intervene to get this sycophant away from Selena immediately. ALL PMK cares about is money and fame. She’s proven that with her own kids time and time again, and she will never have Selena’s best interests at heart. This is truly disturbing.

  • DelilaMars

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift
    Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Kris Jenner Kardashian

    Run Selena, run!

  • stinkerbell

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Jenner girls

    Potential Manager: ugh, Momager Kris Jenner

  • zilla

    Girl/Talented Performer: Selena Gomez, used to be friends with Taylor swift

    Younger Girls: Kylie and Kendall Jenner, nahging with Selena at Coachella.

  • PinkCrayon

    OMG just no!

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift
    Kylie and Kendall Jenner
    The devil: Kris Jenner

  • mschievous

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift
    Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Kris Jenner

  • SuzNYC

    Girl: Selena G

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Jenner Girls

    Potential Manager: One and Only… KRIS JENNER!

  • jacks_colon

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kylie and Kendall Jenner

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner (ew)

  • busted

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift
    Jenner girls
    Kris kardashian

  • wendy2407

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner

    Potential Manager: Pimp Mama Kris

  • carriebradshaw

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: do You mean Bieber??????

    Younger Girls: Kylie & Kendall Jenner

    Potential Manager:Kris Jenner

  • sidhu105

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift
    Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Kris Jenner
    I hope Selena smartens up.

  • hmw0250

    Girl: Selina Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jennfer
    Pot Manager: Kris Jenner

    There were pics of them all over Coachella this weekend….I found it very odd…but I’m sure Kris will let her do whatever drugs she wants as long as there is money in her pocket!

  • cocobeannns

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift
    Kendall and Kylie Jenner (sp?)
    Kris Jenner

    GROSS.

  • giselleb96

    Talented Performer: Selena Gomez
    Younger Girls: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • suzq

    run Selena run!!!

    Selena
    Taylor Swift
    those icky Jenners girls – Kylie and Kendall
    Kris Kardashian

    RUN!!!!!!

  • ShennanigansOHoolihan

    Selena Gomez

    Taylor Swift

    The Jenner sisters

    Pimp Mama Kris Jenner

  • CatBallou

    Selena Gomez

    Taylor Swift

    Jenner girls

    Kris Jenner – ewwwwww

  • cutieswift13

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kendall & Kylie

    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

  • igotthisone

    Girl: Selena
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall & Kylie Jenner

  • ALovelyDovey

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    TP: Taylor Swift
    YG: Jenner sisters
    PM: No idea

  • witchbaby

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: ?
    Younger Girls: Kendall & Kylie
    Potential Manager: Satan herself, Kris Jenner

  • MikeInSanJose

    Selena G.
    TSwift
    The “K” Jenner children Kylie and Kendull
    UGH! Pimp Mammmmmmma Kris

  • Flowerchick40

    Girl: Selena Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendall & Kylie Jenner
    Potential Manager: Kris Jenner

    Sigh.

  • AppAlum

    Girl: Selina Gomez
    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
    Younger Girls: Kendal and Kylie Kardashian
    Potential Manager: Kris K

  • CelebrityGirl

    Girl: Selena Gomez

    Talented Performer: Taylor Swift

    Younger Girls: Kylie & Kendall Jenner

    Potential Manager: Liz Killmond-Roman

  • Fan

    Selena Gomez
    Taylor Swift
    The Jenner brats
    Kris Jenner…God forbid