Furry Family Fight

white puppy[Blind Gossip]  Weird family fight this weekend. Child cried over coyote snack. Mom the enabler shoved a replacement at her. All better, right? Nope. Everybody was on the phone yelling at each other. Dad criticized Mom for “not allowing [Child] to grow up and learn to deal with responsibility and pain and disappointment like an adult.” Mom responsibly sat down with Child to smoke copious amounts of weed together to deal with the pain and disappointment of that criticism.

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  1. CatBallou says

    Tish Cyrus (momager only second to THE momager)
    Billy Ray Cyrus
    Miley Cyrus

    Sad – wondered what happened to the poor dog and didnt see anything about how he died. Ugh

    • jersey6332 says

      apparently, floyd died cuz he was attacked by a coyote or somthing like that. Hence, ace’s tip about coyote snack

  2. wdavis608 says

    Mom: Tish Cyrus

    Dad: Billy Ray Cyrus

    Child: Miley Cyrus

    Jeez, Tish, let the girl breathe a bit before shoving a new pet at her.

  3. KWDragon says

    Mom: Tish Cyrus

    Dad: Billy Ray Cyrus

    Child: Miley

    Obviously, Tish is going for the Dina Award for stellar parenting. I know it’s my goal and benchmark 😛

  4. tmartex says

    I have no idea what ‘coyote snack’ means and google couldn’t help me with that either. But, this sounds like
    Kim Bassinger
    Alec Baldwin
    Ireland Baldwin
    …especially since they were on the phone yelling at each other.

    • LeeLee12345 says

      Coyotes attacked and ate the dog. Very common here in So Cal. My neighbor’s roosters were just eaten by a coyote last weekend. I got a reprieve from the cock-a-doodle-doing until he purchased some replacements.

      • PandoraWolf says

        Yup. My neighborhood you see a whole bunch of “LOST DOG” posters, and all of them are dinky dogs. The coyotes apparently eat well in my zip code.

    • ABEJB says

      Basically means exactly as it’s written the dog is rumored to have been mauled by a coyote.

  5. ravenglass says

    Mom: Tish Cyrus

    Dad: Billy Ray

    Child: Miley

    Sorry, Moonie. You might get a good year or two, but that’s about it. Parvo is easier to survive than living with Miley.

    RIP Lila(2) & Floyd(2) Good F*cking Luck, Moonie.

    • ravenglass says

      When you live in coyote country you, or whomever is caring for your pets, should know that animals don’t go outside unleashed or unsupervised.

      Why didn’t they say what happened to the dog right away? I’m not sure I buy this story.

    • ravenglass says

      Lila, the Yorkie, was killed by another of Miley’s dogs when they were left unsupervised.

      I’m sorry for her losses but this sounds like negligent care by her & her staff.

  6. cookoo says

    Too easy miley Cyrus billy rae Cyrus and her mother. Thought it was in poor taste t replace Floyd so quickly. Theyre not animals jus toys t miley. Weirdos family is perfect description

  7. neartstarlet says

    Mom: Tish Cyrus
    Dad: Billy Ray Cyrus
    Child: Miley Cyrus

    Clue: one of her dogs was eaten by a coyote, hence ‘coyote snack’

  8. MsOverstreet says

    Ughhhh why do so many parents suck? Thought it was weird mom legitimately thought she could make things better by shoving a new puppy in her face a day later.

    Mom: Trish Cyrus

    Dad: Billy Ray Cyrus

    Child: Miley Cyrus

  9. geewhiz says

    Cyrus family, obviously. Great choice for the mother of your children Billy Ray…a perpetual child herself. No wonder these entertainers are so messed up, look at their DNA. So sad.

  10. blessedjess226 says

    Tish Cyrus
    Billy Ray Cyrus
    Miley Cyrus
    Re: Death of Miley’s dog and ensuing replacement dog

  11. sashas says

    Miley Cyrus
    poor girl lost her pup in a horrible way, I would be upset too :(
    Mom: Trish
    Dad: Billy Ray

  12. DelilaMars says

    Tish Cyrus
    Billy Ray Cyrus
    Miley Cyrus – She’s got her dog killed by a coyote and her mum bought her a new dog.

  13. Ana-nj says

    Mom: Tish Cyrus

    Dad: Billy Ray Cyrus

    Child: Miley Cyrus

    This is all about the death of her dog. I dont want to be mean but maybe the dog died because of a drug. Maybe Miley let a molly on the floor and didnt notice it and the dog took it and overdoses. I think this is the second time a dog died under her responsibility and being high all the time she doesnt put the drugs where the dog cant get it. If this is true she shouldnt own not animals or either have babies. Get yourself together Miley, if you keep it like that you would have at lot of animals death under your belt.

    • Fan says

      The first dog was bitten by one of her other dogs, it was an accident. Believe it or not, there are alot of coyotes and other predators in the canyons in SoCal. Jessica Simpson’s dog was killed by a coyote, too. There are always dogs and cats going missing in those areas. Just because it was under her responsibility, doesn’t mean the dogs overdosed, that’s a bit stupid.

  14. EstuaryKPommelhorse says

    Good lord. Miley Cyrus, parents being Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus.
    Her dog Floyd was eaten by a coyote and the next thing you know, NEW PUPPY. That’s healthy….

    • mugofmead111 says

      Miley was papped in NYC recently carrying the new puppy and she looked genuinely miserable. I felt bad for her.

  15. Andreinac13 says

    Mom: Trish Cyrus

    Dad: “Don’t break my heart, my acky, breaky, heart” Cyrus

    Child: It’s Miley!

    So, this is what’s going down in the family?

  16. Vagabondage says

    Mom: Tish Cyrus
    Dad: Billy Ray Cyrus
    Child: Miley Cyrus

    Losing a pet is never easy. JS.

  17. JustTheFacts says

    Mom: Tish Cyrus
    Dad: Billy Ray Cyrus
    Child: Miley Cyrus, whose dog died after a coyote attack. Mom bought the ‘replacement’, Moonie.

  18. girlfriday says

    Mom: Tish Cyrus
    Dad: Billy Ray Cyrus
    Child: Miley Cyrus – her dog was killed by a Coyote & got a new dog a day or so ago.

  19. bsawyer4 says

    tish cyrus, billy ray cyrus, miley cyrus

    her dog was attacked by a coyote and killed, her mom bought her a replacememt

  20. mugofmead111 says

    The Cyrus family:

    Mom: Tish

    Dad: Billy Ray

    Child: Miley

    The pup looks a little like her deceased pooch.

    Miley reportedly loves weed. Even Wiz Khalifah (who is open about loving weed) is amazed at how much Miley smokes.

  21. alexxxess says

    Mom: Tish Cyrus

    Dad: Billy Ray Cyrus

    Child: Miley Cyrus

    A parent who’s enabling their child. How shocking for Hollywood *rolls eyes*

  22. Grammaticator says

    Mom: Trish/Tish? One of those
    Dad: Billy Ray
    Child: Miley

    Tish bought Miley a new puppy less than 36 hours after Miley’s other dog, Floyd, died. Billy probably thought it was better for Miley to be mature and let me grieve like an adult.

  23. kittypryde777 says

    Mom: Trish Cyrus
    Dad: Billy Ray Cyrus
    Child: Miley Cyrus/”artist” formerly known as Destiny Cyrus

  24. ohhjenna says

    Mom: Trish (can’t remember if her last name is Cyrus or not)
    Dad: Billy Ray Cyrus
    Child: Miley Cyrus

    hint: her dog died this weekend, Miley’s notorious for how much weed she smokes now

  25. BoA says

    Miley, Tish and Billy Ray
    Her husky Floyd died a few days ago and her mother bought her a new one