No Strings Attached

puppet 2[Blind Gossip]  This over-30 Actor has done plenty of films, but he is especially well-known for one part in a recent TV series. He recently asked a “normal” woman out on a date.

Initially, the woman couldn’t believe her luck! “He was tall, cute, rich, famous, and seemed really nice. What’s not to like?”

The date went pretty normally… until the end. They went back to his house. Everything was going fine until he pulled out – wait for it – a puppet!

The Actor then ceased talking in his normal voice altogether and used some sort of weird puppet voice to continue the conversation. According to her, “He went from cute to creepy really fast.” When the puppet tried to touch her private parts and proposition her for sex, she bolted.

So, what’s it like to date a celebrity? “Creepy.”

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115 comments to No Strings Attached

  • kat411

    For some reason, Jason Segel came to mind after I read this. Maybe because of his muppet connection.

  • MaybeImRight

    Obviously talking about Jason Segel–HIMYM reference, puppeteer and all. Definitely abnormal but maybe he was trying to be funny? That seems like it could be just his weird sense of humor.

  • mads

    Jason Segel is my guess

  • DelilaMars

    Jason Segel. Tall, nice and a well known puppet lover!

  • melly123

    Jason Segal. He is tall. His show recently went off the air, and it’s well known he loves the muppets and puppets.

  • amandajo

    Well that’s definitely Jason Segel.Bummer I’ve always had a little crush on him.

    • missmissy

      Bummer?? – come on… Its Jason Segel. You would expect it to be a little odd and funny.

    • Bromance1979

      I have, too! I’m just going to tell myself it was all a big joke, he wasn’t into her and it was just his way of trying to blow her off…

  • Weazle

    Jason Segel? Only bc he is in all those Muppet movies.

  • bg565

    Jason Segel

  • Talisker

    Jason Segel

  • josiew25

    Jason Segal

  • JaneDawson

    The guy from the muppet movie. “Life is like a LAMB and someone to lend a HAND”

    Jason Segel

  • crowdRise29

    Jason Segel

    TV Series: HIMYM

    Did a puppet musical in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and was obsessed the the Muppets enough to write, direct, and star in the updated Muppets movie.

  • bumblebea63

    This makes me think of Jason Segal.

  • ktbell05

    This is quite disturbing…

  • lisako

    Jason Segal, HIMYM? ‘Wait for it’ being a clue? And the puppets remind me of his role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

  • tartytrollop

    jason segel.

  • fozzie

    Jason Segel. I saw an interview about “Forgetting Sarah…” and he talked about the puppets in the movie and how he loves them and wanted to work more with puppets.

  • minx

    Sounds like Jason Segel–I know he loves puppets.

  • amylynnco

    Jason Segal

  • scumby

    Jason,-wait for it-Ssegal.

  • moxiegumption

    Jason Segal!!

  • SouthJerseyGirl

    Since you’ve used the word “normal” 3 times, it must be a clue…there was a TV show called “The New Normal” but the lead actors aren’t really household names. I’m stumped.

  • shhh123

    Jason Segal. Huge puppet fan.

  • katc

    Jason Segel

    He has done many films but is most well known for How I Met Your Mother. Plus he did that puppet movie and I thought he said in an interview that he had his own puppets as well.

  • iyamrocky

    All that comes to mind is Jason Segal. I can easily see him making the switch to creepy. (My only hesitancy is that I don’t think he’s very cute)

  • kitteekat

    Aw man, I heart Jason Segel! I dont want him to be a weirdo!

  • kenzy459

    Jason Siegel from HIMYM and a variety of films? He has been in the Muppet movie and had a puppet show scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall so I could see him having a thing for puppets

  • damons

    Jason Segal

    He has done a lot of movies, but I think he is mostly known for his role on How I Met Your Mother.

    I also think that “wait for it” is a clue because that phrase is used a lot on the show. It’s also his son Marvin’s middle name.

  • stolidog

    Jason Segal. Clearly. clearly.

  • jsk710

    Jason Segel

  • megabella

    Jason Segel

    Hint: “Wait for it” — popular catch phrase from How I Met Your Mother, which he starred in until recently.

    Also, his character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall was obsessed with puppets (as was his character in the Muppet movie).


  • buttersmom

    Jason Segal? he is a Puppeteer

  • audeewhatee

    I’m going with Jason Segel. I’ve feel like I’ve heard about this weird puppet thing before. Clue is the “wait for it” from HIMYM. I’d still hit it.

  • shelaur22

    Jason Segel is the puppet dude.

  • astrid33

    Jason Segel

  • geewhiz

    Jason Segel. Played Marshall on HIMYM whose son’s middle name was “wait for it”. Dude has gotten creepy.

  • Zap The Sheep

    Sounds like Jason Segal to me.

  • katsmeow

    Justin Bartha from The New Normal. Recent TV series and normal was mentioned three times. Plus he’s a comedian so I could see him thinking a puppet would be funny, even if it’s freaking weird.

    • HemiCat

      He’s not a comedian, he’s just an actor. And he just got married…I think his current marital status would be mentioned in the blind.

  • Ms.MArcos

    hey ace! is it….timothy olyphant

    i dont know…i gots nothin

  • ravenglass

    Alexander Skarsgard

    He’s done plenty of movies but is best known for “True Blood.” I didn’t think he liked women though.

    At first I thought this was Norman Reedus, but he’s over 40 & not very tall. Plus I think he’s still dating that child “model.”

    But if it were Norman, I’d happily play with his puppet!!!

    • ravenglass

      Now I’m thinking this is someone from “Mad Men.”

      The woman was “normal” not mad.

      “He is especially well-known for ONE PART”

      If he weren’t still with his girlfriend I’d guess Jon Hamm.

      • CindyB

        Oh! This is good! I originally thought of Jason Segel, but the clues you found seem to fit! Plus, the photo of the lamb — rhymes with Hamm!

      • missmissy

        Where do the related blinds fit in. I first looked at film that may have connected Aaron Eckhart etc. Dylan McDermott came to mind.

        But after the Jason Segal posts I wonder now if the actor in the blind doesnt have a cleft chin and red hair.

      • Blind Gossip

        Just other examples of weird dates. Love, Ace

    • ravenglass

      There’s nothing more humiliating than asking a guy “Do you have Pinocchio in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” & he actually pulls out the damn puppet.

  • gatorgirly

    This sounds like Jason Segel!

  • Marina

    Well hello Jason Segel!

  • gingersnappped

    Jason Segel. Puppets in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. “Wait for it” is a nod to How I Met Your Mother, the show he’s known for.

  • CastingNasturtiums

    I have a sneaking feeling this could be Jason Segal.

  • QueenCeleste

    Jason Segal

  • I Am PunkA

    Sounds like Jason Segel.

    Plus, he did a Muppets movie, and had puppets in his role for the film Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

  • whodunnit

    Jason Segel

  • mrsmeyers

    Jason Segel.

  • ShennanigansOHoolihan

    Jason Segel.

  • silence1534

    Jason Segel

  • sugar7898

    Jason Segel? Seems too obvious.

  • Endymion90

    Jason Segel

  • Mtlmeee

    Justin Bartha?

  • lovefifteen

    Could this be Jason Segel? Clues: “wait for it”, “the end” and tall?

  • Erin

    Zach Braff??

  • Waspajuju

    smells like Jason Segal.

  • sparkyjackson

    Jason Siegel. I dunno … I don’t think this is creepy.

  • CindyB

    The first actor I thought of was Jason Segel. He is a huge Muppets fan and has an entire collection of puppets. This is a quote from I’m Not Obsessed: ““My house is packed with puppets. Like, everywhere. Thank God I have a slightly bigger house now, so I have one room that’s sort of dedicated to puppets. But for a long time I lived in a one-bedroom apartment that was just crammed with puppets. It’s why I’m still single.” If you search, you’ll find a ton of links regarding his puppets/muppets and how much he enjoys them (ahem) :) and “plays” with them (I can’t think of the correct word: play? perform?). I guess it could be fun/ny? Maybe?

  • BoatGirl

    Gotta be Jason Segel – tall, best known for HIMYM, but also in plenty of movies, and wrote Forgetting Sarah Marshall, where his character was into puppets. Also, was in The Muppets in 2011, with muppets. The man knows his puppets.

  • hushhush

    I don’t know why but Jason Segel is coming to mind?
    The “wait for it” sounds like what Barney would say on HIMYM..

  • brookem

    Normal seems to be a clue here, but couldn’t be anyone from The New Normal.

  • Vagabondage

    David Duchovny

  • Grim

    Jason Segel.

  • DesertGhost

    Jason Segel

  • tuckerlee123

    The lamb puppet makes me think of Silence of the Lambs, so I am going with the lead in Hannibal.

  • malkatz

    No clue, but it reminds me of Uncle Joey from Full House.

  • Aubergine Skye

    Jason Segel.

  • generalZod

    lmao- i have no idea but this is pretty messed up I’d say

  • Knee

    Unrelated, but I have a very similar story regarding Matt D. and a record-player…..

    And incidentally, I have a very UN-SIMILAR story about the same person…..

    Sorry for being so vague 😉

    • ravenglass


      Record player?

      You had a 3-way with Matt Dillon & a record player?

      The 80’s child in me needs to hear this story.

  • egonzalez1104

    Aron Eckhart! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • Knee

    (not Damon)

  • GeeGee

    Jason Segel?

  • ChiTownHockey

    Justin Bartha.

    Clues = “normal”, as in the TV show “The New Normal” that was a recent TV series. He’s been in plenty of movies, including National Treasure. Since the word “normal” was used several times, I think that’s the big clue here and the only show that’s been on recently with “normal” in the title is “The New Normal”.

    Bartha is 35 so the “over 30″ fits too.

    • HemiCat

      I don’t think he is especially well-known for The New Normal. I’d say the Hangover movies are where most people have seen him.

  • FunnyFace

    Jason Segal

  • GoldieLocks

    Can’t be Mel, although the puppet thing has me wondering.

  • huhwhoami

    not keifer again

  • Brittttt

    Jason Segal

  • iocaine

    Gotta be Jason Segal. He’s all into Muppets and stuff.

  • joheinous

    Jason Segel, from HIMYM and loads of films including “The Muppet Movie,” is known for playing with puppets.

  • iheartkoko

    OMG, is this Jason Segal!?! Gross! He’s one of my favorite actors. Knowing this is gonna creep me out whenever I see him. I hope this was just a joke gone bad. Either way, I don’t blame the date for leaving. Puppets shouldn’t be a part of sexy time.

  • pattycakes

    I bet he didn’t like her so he scared her away on purpose. At least, I hope that’s it.

  • JenJenJen

    It pains me to suggest this because I am a big fan but…. Taylor Kitsch? He is due in The Normal Heart and he was in FNL which was sort of recent (finished in the last 5 years)…. I’m hoping for Jason Segal, though, because I like him less.

  • Minderella

    This is pretty funny. I don’t find anything creepy about it, but then again, I’ve had a weird fascination with puppets since childhood.

    • missmissy

      I don’t get the creepy either. Maybe the date just didnt have a sense of humor. Who doesnt like puppets? Maybe he is able to say things with a puppet that he cant in “real” life…. or just be silly :)

    • GossipProblem

      Even if it wasn’t a joke who cares if he likes to add puppets to the mix? People add all kinds of stuff to their sex lives: toys, lotions, other people.

  • LeahLynn28

    Wth?Whoever he is,he’s creepy.I would run away toi if i were in her place…lol
    And i also hate puppets…they are creepy too.Ewww

  • Lisa

    Jason Segel

  • rasberryem

    Jason Segel, and…….I still would .

  • taracard

    Jason Siegel. Yes, the puppet thing is sketch, he is hot. Am I condoning the weird behavior, no. But it is Jason. I would maybe let it slide once just to see how a night with him goes.

  • KatarinaJ

    Jason Segel but I bet he was just having fun with the girl who didn’t get it or took offense. Come on, this totally sounds like an SNL skit!

  • ravenglass

    Bar Refaeli, appears in a new ad where she has sexy time with a puppet.

    Jason, I think we’ve found your dream girl!!!

  • thebutlerdidit

    Thought his only issue was alcohol, and he looks so much better, now. Maybe that’s not the case…

  • GossipProblem

    I really don’t understand all the judgment here. Yes, it’s a little weird that this guy likes to use puppets in the sack, but who here doesn’t have a weird sexual fetish? I challenge anyone here to find ONE person who doesn’t have some weird kink. Personally, I think it’s fine if he isn’t hurting anyone (which he isn’t). People need to get over this type of shit. This is why there is sex shaming in our culture. Give the guy a break. If you find it too weird to sleep with him then don’t. But don’t sit here in judgment.