Aiming For A Big Announcement Next Week

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[Blind Gossip] This top Actor has gone through several marriages. All of the wives start out as pretty and happy and healthy and self-confident… and end up thin, self-doubting, miserable, and terrified.

This Actress is probably the hottest property in Hollywood right now. Young, pretty, popular, talented, and not afraid to speak her mind. She is especially recognized and loved by the younger fans… and that is exactly why he wants her.

He is part of a organization that is grasping at straws to stay viable. They need a fresh young face to recruit the next generation. She is perfect for that role.

She accepted the first meeting because she he wanted to talk to her about a role in one of his sequel films. It was her favorite film when she was younger, and she always used to picture herself as his love interest. While she decided that it wasn’t the right role for her, it did pique her interest about the Actor and his organization.

She acts cool and relaxed on the outside, but she is actually extremely ambitious. She wants to act, direct and produce. She thinks that he is brilliant and creative and wants to be the female version of him. At his urging, she took a couple of courses to learn more about the organization, and has already signed up for more. They have now secretly met more than two dozen times to talk about how she could be the “first lady” of the organization.  She is hungry to both expand her career and to have a big impact on the world, and he is taking advantage of that ambition. He told her that if she did it his way for a few years, that she would be set up for life… and she bought it.

It was recently announced that our Actress was planning to take a year off to relax after her current project. That is not true. She is taking time off, but there will be nothing relaxing about it. She will be spending it with him. He is currently bankrolling and setting her up in her own production company. They will be announcing their engagement next week. The wedding will be in October. He wants a baby by the middle of next year. The contracts have already been signed, and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it.

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jennifer lawrence wallpaperSOLVED!

OK, this item is too explosive NOT to solve!

Actor: Tom Cruise

Actress: Jennifer Lawrence

Sequel Film: Top Gun 2

Source: BlindGossip.com

This is certainly the most shocking celebrity gossip item of the year: Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lawrence are getting married!

After three marriages, Tom Cruise can still pull the ladies! He used his boyish good looks and considerable charm to very quietly and successfully woo Lawrence over the course of the last several months. The end result is that the couple will soon join forces both personally and professionally.

We’ve nicknamed the couple “The Claw” (Cruise + Lawrence).

While Jennifer Lawrence did turn down the role of Tom Cruise’s love interest in Top Gun 2, she will still have a very busy year ahead.

Immediately after wrapping her current project, Jennifer will take a year off from acting, and will use that time to concentrate on film production, the wedding, the baby, and her new “religion.”

Jennifer Lawrence is very excited to be hanging out her production shingle. Tom Cruise is fully funding the joint production company with an initial investment of $20 million and an additional $5 million for each year that he and Jennifer are married, with a maximum investment of $70 million.

tom cruise hairThe name of the company – Top Kat Productions – is a nod both to Tom Cruise’s star-making role in Top Gun as well as to Jennifer Lawrence’s star-making role as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games series. The company logo will be a black and white kitten wearing a tophat.

Jennifer has already decided to take Tom’s last name and will be professionally known as Jennifer Cruise.

More later today on The Claw wedding, the baby the couple wants to have next year, and Lawrence’s training for her new role as “first lady” of the Church of Scientology!

Congratulations to Daisy 12 for being first with the correct guess!

UPDATE!

Here are a few more details about the upcoming nuptials of The Claw!

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april foolsDid you really believe that Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lawrence were getting married?

If you did, then you are an April Fool!

Every year, people. Every year.

This was our fifth year doing an April Fool’s Day blind item, and it is still so much fun for us! If you liked this item, be sure to check out some of our previous April Fool’s Day efforts!

Long live The Claw!

Previous April Fool’s Day blind items:

2013: Grooming The Children

2012: He Was Not Born A Male

2011: Triple Gay Announcement

2010: World’s Most Famous Couple is Splitting Up

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  1. daisy12 says

    Actor: Tom Cruise
    Actress: Jennifer Lawrence
    Sequel Film: Top Gun
    Organization: Scientology

    WT****??

  2. bgred says

    NOOOOOO! WHYYYYY? Jennifer Lawrence sold her soul to the devil and is marrying Tom Cruise. Don’t do it!

  3. Bored@Work says

    OMG – this has to be Crazy Cruise and Jennifer Lawrence. I will now set myself on fire….

  4. TooMuchTime says

    April Fool!!

    Ace, every year I love your April 1 “blind.” It’s always close enough to the truth to be believable…Just like this one.

  5. clink1833 says

    How much do you love April Fools Day, Ace?! I was thinking OMG OMG OMG until the part of thier engagement – then I remembered the day.

    Thanks for all you do!

  6. MikeInSanJose says

    UGH!

    Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lawrence, Top Gun 2…

    Go KATNISS!!! GO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. lilspinchick says

    Holy crap crackers. Jennifer Lawrence and Tom Cruise???

    Clues:
    – Image of Hunger Games – Bow & Arrow and she wears a braid often in it.
    – Speaks her mind, cool, relaxed
    – “She is hungry….”
    – “Organization” is obvs scientology with tom cruise being the “president” and she being the ‘first lady’
    -JLaw just announced about taking a year off.

    COME ON, JLAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUUUGH

  8. minx says

    Oh, no, PLEASE don’t tell me Jennifer Lawrence is getting sucked into the Tom Cruise/Scientology mess? Is this why he had plastic surgery?

  9. KitKat73 says

    omg omg omg, you ALMOST HAD ME. I was freaking out that Jennifer Lawrence was getting involved with Tom Cruise and Scientology but then I realized this is an April fools! good one though!

  10. proud2bblonde says

    Actor: Tom Cruise

    Actress: Jennifer Lawrence

    Sequel Film: ??

    This is nuts!

  11. EastCoaster says

    Happy April Fool’s Day to you too, Ace!!! This was an especially funny item. I remember some of your past gags, too!!!

  12. Caligirl says

    Actor: Tom Cruise

    Actress: Jennifer Lawrence

    CLUES:
    “Top actor” – Top Gun
    “She is hungry” – Hunger Games
    Harvey Weinstein recently said Jennifer Lawrence is taking a year off and “deserves the rest”
    Organization – Scientology

    Wow!! Didn’t see that one coming… at all! This will get very interesting, very fast. Crazy…

  13. linkalou says

    If this is Jennifer Lawrence, Tom Cruise, Scientology and Mission Impossible, I think my head might explode.

  14. tweety77 says

    Actor: Clearly, it’s Tom Cruise and the organisation is Scientology. It’s just so obvious!

    Actress: Based on ‘hottest property in Hollywood right now’, I’m thinking Jennifer Lawrence

    Sequel Film: Top Gun 2/ Mission Impossible: ? (can’t remember how many there have already been…)

    I really hope I’m wrong about Jennifer Lawrence. REALLY hope I’m wrong… She seems to be a very sensible young woman, so fingers crossed she hasn’t got herself involved in all this ridiculous Scientology malarky.

  15. senseandsarcasm says

    Actor: Tom Cruise
    Actress: Jennifer Lawrence

    Pic shows a gal with an arrow…

    No, JLaw, Nooooooo.

  16. GrannyGoose says

    Oh Ace, this has got to be an April Fool’s joke!

    Jennifer Lawrence and Tom Cruise hooking up? Lawlz!

  17. Bamadex says

    Obviously Tom Cruise. This would also explain his recent, extensive facial work.

    I have no idea who the chick is. But once she sells her soul to the Co$, she may find out she’s in over her head.

    All these girls he dates–or married in Katie’s case–think they’ll end up another Nicole Kidman. Unfortunately, they lack her talent.

  18. LawLady says

    Bahahahaha Best April Fool’s ever LOL! (Last year’s was pretty gross saying Angelina Jolie wanted her kids to have kids with each other.)

  19. yinyang says

    Ace , is this another April Fools Joke?? I’m still dealing w last years, Brad Pitt one!!

  20. augustmom says

    OMG, Cruise has gotten his Scientology claws into Jennifer Lawrence!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

  21. kkluke says

    Whew – April Fool’s Day!

    Dang, I almost thought JLaw had been abducted by aliens. And Tom Cruise has the keys to the Mother Ship…

  22. bbc says

    Tom Cruise
    Jennifer Lawrence
    …queue the laugh track…seriously?! C’mon JLaw…
    I hope this is serious misinformation.

  23. jshjen137 says

    Actor: Tom Cruise
    Actress: Jennifer Lawrence… i am calling april fools on this one

  24. ohnice1 says

    Actor: Tom Cruise
    Actress: Jennifer Lawrence

    Sequel project would be Top Gun 2. Say it ain’t so!!!

  25. jdubu says

    Jennifer Lawrence and Tom Cruise??? And I so so so so don’t want this to be about my Jlaw. I cannot if it’s her!

  26. ameliaj says

    Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lawrence.
    The picture reminds me of The Hunger Games poster and it is said that she is taking a break for a year. But isn’t she still dating Nicholas Hoult?

    • riZZas24 says

      Thank you. I’m reading these comments and no one is asking about Nicholas Hoult. Either they were a faux-mance or she had no problem kicking him to the curb. If it’s the latter he must be devastated. This is all so weird and out of left field.

  27. jerbinator says

    Actor: Tom Cruise
    Actress:Jennifer Lawrence
    Sequel Film: Rainman II–The Vengence

    HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!

  28. katsmeow says

    Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lawrence!! Too many clues: “aim” and pic of braided hair on girl w bow and arrow for Lawrence. “Top” actor equals Top Gun for Cruise. Organization and classes are clearly Church of Scientology. He’s had several wives and needs to stay young and hip….wowzers, I’m surprised by her going along w it!

  29. nellyboo says

    Actor: Tom Cruise
    Actress: I refuse to believe that it’s Jennifer Lawrence even though the picture is of a woman shooting an arrow. Shailene Woodley.
    Sequel Film: Top Gun

    • Peony says

      I”m going with this. Obviously Cruise. Doubt it’s Jennifer Lawrence because I don’t think she’s that ambitious.

  30. CanaryCry says

    Looks like this is about Tom Cruise needing to revive both Scientology & his career.

    The pic above suggests Jen Lawrence in Hunger Games.

    Popcorn, please …

  31. SarahLynn says

    This has to be some kind of April Fools joke right?

    Actor: Tom Cruise
    Actress: Jennifer Lawrence ?
    Sequel Film: Top Gun

  32. kat411 says

    Pretty sure actor is Tom Cruise
    Jennifer Lawrence is the only actress I can think of, but she has a serious boyfriend???
    Mission Impossible

  33. bumblebea63 says

    This pic reminds me of Jennifer Lawrence…so I’m going with J. Law, Tom Cruise, and Mission Impossible?! But I think she’s still with Nicolas Hoult and this doesn’t make a lot of sense to me…lol

  34. cowboy2981 says

    Actor : Tom Cruise
    Actress : Jennifer Lawrence or Lupita Nyong’o
    Sequel Film :Mission Impossible 5

  35. prettyserious says

    Actor: Tom Cruise
    Actress: Jennifer Lawrence
    Sequel Film: Top Gun

    LOL Has to be April Fools.

  36. lolabeans1 says

    Sounds like Scientology, tom cruise and Jennifer Lawrence..
    But that just doesn’t make sense…
    Tom cruise was married to Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes and has been known to hold auditions for his future wives.
    Jennifer Lawrence announced a year off….

  37. tinker says

    Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lawrence?? This was the first pairing that popped into my mind when I read this. It’s all over Google about her taking a year off after The Hunger Games movies wrap.

    Dear oh dear, I do hope I’m wrong though…

  38. frog780913 says

    WHAT!!!

    This is screaming jen Lawrence, but lawd i help tommy cruise isnt involved.

  39. rockbeatspaper says

    Actor: Tom Cruise
    Actress: Jennifer Lawrence
    Sequel Film: APRIL FOOLS DAY 2014!

  40. PrincessTiff says

    Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lawrence, no clue on the movie. Mission Impossible maybe?

  41. lorelaigilmore says

    Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lawrence, the sequel being Mission Impossible 5.
    Please tell me that’s an April’s Fools story!!

  42. northerngirl says

    Actor: GMD(Lainey) or Tom Cruise

    Actress : Jennifer Lawrence

    Sequel : Top Gun

    I soooo hope I am wrong. The man gives me the creeps & his organization scares the hell out of me.

  43. lindseyann says

    Actor: Tom Cruise
    Actress: Jennifer Lawrence
    Sequel Film: ???

    I thought she was with that one kid, though?

  44. claire26 says

    I was completely shocked for a few minutes until I remembered that it’s April Fool’s.

  45. Brittopia30 says

    Tom Cruise
    Jennifer Lawrence
    Top Gun 2

    Jennifer Lawrence Taking A Break From Acting, Says Harvey Weinstein

  46. zilla says

    Actor: Tom Cruise

    Actress: ???? Jennifer Lawrence is said to be taking a year off, but she is supposedly dating Nicolas Hoult

    Sequel: Top Gun

  47. Veralynn says

    April Fools JOKE!!!!

    Actor: Tom Cruise
    Actress: Jennifer Lawrence
    Sequel Film: Mission Impossible ___

    You had me going there, Ace….Good one!!!!

  48. dween2000 says

    OK I have no idea but I’m putting in a guess anyways, this is based on all the blinds I read from all the gossip sites…
    Actor : Tom Cruise
    Actress : Jennifer Lawrence (I think I read that she is taking a year off somewhere)
    Sequel Film : Topgun ( who didnt want to be his love interest back then?)

    • mugofmead111 says

      Re: “who didnt want to be his love interest back then?”

      Now we’re recycling plot details like this? (Wasn’t it said that Katie Holmes also had a childhood crush on Tom Cruise?”) Someone needs to find a new playbook. 😉 (no pun intended)

  49. CallmeCrazy says

    I really hope this isn’t true.
    Actor: Tom Cruise
    Actress: Jennifer Lawrence
    Fim: Top Gun 2

  50. FairyMay9 says

    I think you are trying to say Tom Cruise & Jennifer Lawrence for Top Gun. However, she’s been with Nicolas Hoult for quite some time, and there’s no real indication that I can see of them breaking up OH, AND APRIL FOOLS, Ace. Nice one!