Cafeteria Crash

cafeteria food[Blind Gossip] This TV girl went to a restaurant in Los Angeles. It’s not a fancy restaurant. More like an upscale cafeteria. The food is good, though, which was probably the draw for our celeb. It was the middle of the afternoon, just past the lunch rush hour.

She was NOT steady on her feet. She was acting very… drunk. Yes, in the middle of the day. She was swaying back and forth, talking a little too loudly and adamantly on her phone, and motioned for her assistant to go to the counter to get some food for her.

TV girl then decided to sit down at one of the tables… except she was so drunk that completely missed the chair!

She realized her error too late and fell hard, taking a table down with her! She was flat on her back, motionless, with the overturned chair, the table and the items that were already on the table all strewn about her.

Several patrons and staff rushed over to help her up. TV Girl was out of it but her eyes were open. “Are you OK? Are you hurt?” they asked. TV Girl just kept saying, “What happened? What happened?”

They pulled her to her feet… and then TV Girl turned on them! “Leave me alone!” she demanded, pushing them aside and stumbling outside to continue her phone call.

TV Girl didn’t thank anyone for helping her up. She didn’t apologize for what happened. She didn’t help them pick up the mess she had made. Instead, she just left her assistant behind to do her apologizing and to clean up her drunken mess for her.

BONUS CLUE! TV Girl may not be adept at standing or sitting… but she is very good at kneeling.

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  1. Drew12345 says

    This might be way off but Minka Kelly? She is mainly known for TV (Friday night lights, Charlie’s angels (canceled) and almost human) hasn’t done much movie wise and I recall seeing a picture of her leaving a cafe. But she was carrying drinks so she looked coordinated enough. Not sure!

  2. FreddyCellophane says

    Anna Faris.

    After she fell, she DID apologize saying, “Sorry ’bout all the gravity.”

  3. mariaj says

    why use the term ” tv girl”? Why not actress, or reality star, or singer? Maybe it has to do with the title of the program of the ” girl”, like Two Broken Girls, OR New girl? Or maybe TV girl cause she works or ” works” on tv, but is not an actress, nor a singer, or a reality star?

    • Booboo1068 says

      Threw me too but after reading other comments I think Girls clues to the TV show title…maybe.

  4. JoshuaTree says

    The restaurant is obviously Lemonade.

    Paris Hilton goes there all the time. Reese Witherspoon, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Jennie Garth, Alessandra Ambrosio have all been papped there recently but none of them fit the description of TV girl.

    Whoever it is is very lucky she wasn’t papped cause there’s cameras outside their Beverly Hills location all the time.

    • youbetterbekickinit says

      Can’t be her. She doesn’t even eat food so why go to a restaurant?

      • dontmesswithmetoday says

        She is extremely thin yes but I have actually seen her and Bill eat at the California Chicken Cafe in Westwood.

  5. whowassheilahgraham says

    Zooey Deschanel? I hope it’s not her, but she’s on New GIRL, the show films in LA, and she has to be careful where she eats because of food allergies.

    • Booboo1068 says

      Giada is 43 so not sure she’d be called a girl but the kneeling comments are funny.

  6. Okayeah says

    I thought Giada, because she was drawn there because the food was good and the bonus clue says she’s good on her knees…

  7. ravenglass says

    “She’s good at kneeling.”

    I associate kneeling with fellatio or praying so….

    It’s either a drunk Kardashian OR a drunk Duggar.

  8. danerbug12 says

    It’s well known that zooey deschanel doesn’t drink…but I have no idea who it is, although I was thinking Bethany Frankel, but no real reason why.

    • justcurious says

      this! because her brand is Skinnygirl, and i can imagine her behaving this way.

  9. whydoireadthis says

    Giada DeLaurentis (all the food clues and tweet refers to the 411 everyone is already aware of)

  10. missmissy says

    And the trouble with being nice and tipsy in the afternoon is what? A woman after my own heart!… maybe too much sharing :)

  11. soapboxbetty says

    I’m feeling Kaley Cuoco for this. I follow her Drunkstagram… She’s hilarious.

  12. Bergen says

    Don’t know who it is but those signs are from Lemonade- a hipster kind of restaurant cafeteria place. Food is either amazing or inedible really depends on the dish.

  13. rbonnie says

    Zooey for sure, “her eyes were open”. She’s got those wide open eyes. That and all the girl references to her show, “new girl”

  14. MaybeImRight says

    I knew this was Giada after the first sentence, but it was confirmed by the last one. I actually can’t believe nobody guessed her right away!! This is definitely her.

  15. calumsmom says

    ” The food is good, though, which was probably the draw for our celeb” would indicate this is someone who either eats or cooks for a living. I’m thinking this must be Giada De Laurentiis — it’s known she loves her some booze, plus the kneeling clue references all the other blinds about her.

  16. BROOKICO says

    Well if we think the TV show could have Girls in the title and we know Jennie Garth, who is on the TV show Mystery Girls with Tori Spelling, goes to Lemonade then maybe it’s Jennie Garth or maybe it’s Tori.