You Are A Total Moron

waiter 2[Blind Gossip] This actress is half of a married celebrity couple. He is a much bigger star than she, and most of the films from which you remember her probably starred her husband and featured her in a much smaller role.

With that discrepancy in fame, there must be something that attracted him to her in the first place. Is she extraordinary beautiful? No. Extraordinarily nice? Definitely not! She is especially nasty to people in the service industry, especially retail clerks and waiters.

During a recent lunch at a well-known Hollywood restaurant, the server didn’t understand one of her complicated orders and asked for clarification. The actress loudly said to her, “Are you stupid?” When the waitperson answered, “No.” The actress replied, “Well either you have a learning disability or you are a total moron.”

Then she made the server get the manager, and made the manager get the manager’s manager, and on up the chain, telling each one that the person below them had offended her, that they have no right serving the public, and that they should be fired.

This exchange was typical for her. While older service people in Hollywood are used to her offensive and abusive behavior and avoid her, she has reduced more than one young retail clerk or server to tears. Given that her husband has a reputation for being one of the nicest guys in Hollywood, it is baffling to us as to why her chose her as a partner.

And if anyone out there does know why she treats service people so badly, tell us about it!



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  1. ravenglass says

    The shrimp on the plate makes me think of ‘Forrest Gump’ so…

    Actress: Rita Wilson

    Actor/Husband: Tom Hanks

    • ravenglass says

      Ms.Wilson should keep in mind that a lot of people waiting for their big break in Hollywood take on jobs in the service industry. These people she’s crapping on could one day be the next great actor, writer, producer or director. Good luck trying to get work with them “moron”.

  2. suzq says

    Hugh Jackman is said to be one of the nicest guys but his wife doesn’t show in the credits of anything he has done

    I’m a gonna go with Jackie Sandler, wife of nice guy Adam Sandler

  3. Ci Vediamo says

    Oh please don’t let this be Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks. The picture of the sea food reminds me of Splash which was about a mermaid. Uggghh…that behavior is absolutely disgusting. Shame on her if this is about them. :(

  4. jocar says

    Took me about 2 seconds to think of Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks. Would hate if it’s true, but, let’s face it, she is no mega-star!

    • stanton says

      I bet it is Rita. She was coming out of the Beverly Center in her SUV and she almost hit me. She gave me the bird like it was my fault. She didn’t the right away. Years later I was at a taping of television show & she was the guest. I wanted to call her out on her behavior but I didn’t.

  5. woowoo says

    Rita Wilson. She didn’t age well, she’s not that great of an actress and she’s a coat-tail rider. That might explain why she’s such a first class B.

  6. GossipProblem says

    Rita Wilson
    Tom Hanks

    Something about this blind (from the very first sentence) screamed those 2 to me. What a shame though as it seemed like she’s a decent person.

    • GossipProblem says

      Clues: “bigger” (Tom Hanks’ film Big), featured in smaller roles of films her husband stars (That Thing You Do, Sleepless in Seattle, Larry Crowne, The Bonfire of the Vanities), “manager and made the manager get the manager’s manager” (reminds me of the line in Forrest Gump when he explains what Bubba’s mom (and her mother…) did for a living, “nicest guy in Hollywood” (most transparent reference to Tom Hanks)

  7. Whatzmyname says

    There is a book about people like this called ‘Why men marry bitches’. Its very common to see super nice guys with really awful wives. Havent read the book but apparently these men like the excitement of being with unpredictable females. Dont know how being a bitch always is unpredictable but then again men are simple creatures.

    • cblackwelder says

      The book “Why Men Marry Bitches” is a book about empowering women. It does not condone acting like a “bitch”. You really should read them. They are excellent and have nothing to do with what your comment mentioned.

      Rita and Tom hanks.

  8. CatBallou says

    Rita Wilson / Tom Hanks?
    – he’s known for being one of the nicest guys in Hollywood and she’s in many of his movies in smaller roles. But certainly hope it isn’t her.

  9. snarky says

    Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks

    Clues: Tom Hanks is a much bigger star; she’s really mostly famous for being his wife. Movies starring Tom Hanks in which she had smaller roles: Sleepless in Seattle, That Thing You Do, Larry Crowne. Though she’s done plenty of movies and shows, most of her work is in TV and she’s nothing special. She’s also neither extraordinarily beautiful (though she looks amazing for her age!) nor extraordinarily nice, especially when compared to her hubby’s reputation as one of the nicest guys in Hollywood.

    As to why Mr. Hanks chose her as a partner, this could be connected to the blind post that was up a few weeks ago about the conservative-looking couple having a very wild private life. That might explain a lot.

  10. slimfast10 says

    So Rita Wilson, aka Mrs. Tom Hanks, heard that she is a real bitch on wheels with a sense of entitlement, based her husbands talent certainly not hers, despicable!!!

  11. ThinkerBelle says

    For some reason Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks come to mind. The part about being “one of the nicest guys in Hollywood” is what really made it stick.

  12. KatarinaJ says

    Only guesses I have are Ben Stiller/Christine Taylor (not sure he has a huge reputation being nice though) or Leslie Mann/Judd Apatow. Sad if it is the latter because I like her in films although I guess her comedy shtick has been being a bit of a shrew… so not a stretch?

  13. thelinds says

    Actress: Blake Lively
    Actor : Ryan Reynolds

    Hint definitely for his movie definitely maybe? They both were in the Green Lantern movie. *shrugs* whoever it is is rude!

  14. 3snaps says

    I will guess Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. I actually have no clue if he is one of the nicest guys in Hollywood but he seems nice and clearly a huge star in contrast to his wife who is also quite plain. I might be way off though.

  15. balefullycheerful says

    Actress: Christine Taylor

    Actor/Husband: Ben Stiller.

    I kind of hope not. I remember Hey Dude pretty fondly. :'(

  16. littlebit312 says

    Actor: Tom Hanks
    Actress: Rita Wilson
    The only hint I got was that he was one of the nicest guys in Hollywood, and she’s had little parts in Sleepless in Seattle, Volunteers, and Larry Crowne that all featured Tom.

  17. I Am PunkA says

    Rita Wilson
    Tom Hanks

    She has been in many of his films, in minor parts. Rarely in anything else. And she seems loud and obnoxious.

    • Buffysoapaddict says

      Melissa Mccarthy has a reputation from what I’ve read of being a pretty nice person.

      Not sure about her husband but he does give off some sort of a douchebag vibe.

  18. kenzy459 says

    Meanie: Christine Taylor
    Husband: Ben Stiller

    Is he really known for being a nice guy? He came across as really douchey on Colbert recently