The Perfect Political Beard

donkey rainbow[Blind Gossip] Politicians tend to be just as sensitive as athletes when it comes to covering up their homosexuality.

One rising star in the world of politics is particularly shady about his dating life. He is gay, but does not want to be labelled as gay. So he occasionally engages a beard to give him that straight-guy look.

His newest beard could not be more perfect for the role! She is not a celebrity, but she is pure Hollywood and understands exactly how the beard game is played. Another added benefit? She lives so far away from him that it provides the perfect excuse as why they spend so little time together and why their photo ops will be so infrequent.

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