The Woe Is Me Phony

woman upset[Blind Gossip] This woman wants you to believe that she is a really honest person and that her marriage  is great.

Ha! That’s not even close to the truth!

Despite her manipulative ways, she just couldn’t stop reports that her husband has been cheating on her. So she is now going to try a new tactic. She will incorporate his infidelity into a story line!

“Oh, poor me! My husband has been unfaithful! Please support me as I go through this painful chapter that so many other women have experienced!” The public will get to experience the separation and the divorce along with her.

It’s all bull. She married her husband because he was a successful businessman, and she knew that he was going to be unfaithful long before she married him. Why? Because he already had a significant other when they married!

But wait! There’s more! The one other little detail to which she won’t publicly admit? The fact that her husband’s “significant other” was a man!

Yes, she will likely leave out that little gay detail in her “Woe is me!” story line, and pretend that he cheated on her with lots of other women, because it will make her more relatable to the viewers.

Besides, if she admits that she knew that her rich husband was gay from the beginning… she would have to admit that her marriage was a sham from the beginning.

Woman:

Husband (may or may not be famous):

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Comments

  1. justhad2 says

    Woman: Dina Manzo
    Husband: Tommy Manzo

    She will use this as her story line now that she is going to be back on Real Housewives of New Jersey.

    • Bromance1979 says

      Definitely this. I didn’t realise she was returning, but since Andy kept bringing her up at the reunion, it seems likely.

      There have been rumours about Tommy for a long time. It was said he didn’t want to be on the show because he didn’t want the attention, but it was rumoured it was really because he was never at home due to the fact their marriage was a beard arrangement.

  2. shawna2 says

    I’m going to assume one of the Real Housewives.

    Perhaps Ramona Singer and Mario Singer. With recent reports of him cheating, and the photo looking a bit like her she is my best guess. She also claims to be honest, her marriage is great, and I could see her using it as a story line to stay on RHONY.

  3. bumblebea63 says

    Woman: Jessica Alba?
    Husband: Cash Warren
    Clues: “Honest” (as in Jessica’s The Honest Company”)
    Just a guess!

    • KWDragon says

      I would like this guess, but was Cash Warren rich before he married Jessica Alba? I thought he was a production assistant or something when they met.

    • April123 says

      A+++
      manipulative
      infidelity into a storyline
      make her rateable to viewers
      Kris Jenner

      of course Bruce Jenner

  4. mickamouse says

    I’m going to go out on a limb and say this is DIna Manzo and her husband……..supposedly she is re-joining the real housewives of New Jersey……..I might be reaching on this guess.

  5. modelle18 says

    Dina Manzo and her husband Tommy from RHONJ FTW

    she’s coming back to the show next season

    her poor daughter beign dragged through these disgusting lies, no wonder she is buddy buddy with Teresa

  6. GayleStorm says

    The use of the words “woman” (not celebrity, entertainer, actress, etc.) and “storyline” leads me to believe this is person from a “reality” show. I’ll go with….

    Woman: Porsha Stewart

    Husband (may or may not be famous): Kordell Stewart

    • jacksonian says

      I don’t think Blake is gay or that they would refer to him as a “businessman.” I wouldn’t be surprised if he cheats w/ women though.

  7. breanna_monique says

    First choice: Ramona and Mario Swinger … oops I mean singer, the RHONY
    Second choice: Joe and Melissa Wh.. Gorga, the RHONJ

  8. mrsjaymack says

    Woman: Caroline Manzo
    Husband: Al

    I remember hearing rumors that Dina’s husband (Al’s brother) was gay. Maybe it’s really Al.

    • ValleyOfTheGalls says

      Al’s girlfriend is named Jill. Is an open secret. During the RHONJ reunion, Caroline asked “If he has a girlfriend, what’s her name?” The viewers could see everyone onstage, including Andy, raise their eyebrows and hold their breath. It seemed like a challenge from Caroline to her less than faithful co-stars.
      I heard Al’s brother was gay too.

  9. goz77p says

    Woman: Dina Manzo
    Husband: Tommy Manzo
    she just signed back on for RHONJ this is prob her story line because she is SO BORING!!!

  10. candymandie says

    Hmm. I’m going to movie away from Khloe Kardashian and say:
    WIfe: Kim Zolciak
    Husband: Kroy Biermann

  11. blossipguesser says

    Hey, Ace.

    Make sure you save this blind on your computer. A year from now, when Kim K and Kanye are about to divorce, you can copy and paste it.

  12. waysouthofheaven says

    Dina Manzo

    Tommy Manzo

    she’s returning to RHONJ

    have heard rumors that he hubby was gay before.

  13. austinmocean says

    The picture of Olivier Wilde and Jason Sudeikis in the morning blind and the congrats to “O and J” and the picture of the oranges hint at orange juice. OJ. OJ Simpson. So this is a kardashian. I’m guessing Khloe and Lamar, since Scott wasn’t rich when he got with Kourtney (and don’t think he’s done anything still). Among the drug claims, everyone’s been saying Lamar has been cheating with a “mystery blonde” which could be true, but that mystery blonde is more likely a guy. Gotta admit, this does kind of surprise me. Kind of.

    Woman: Khloe
    Husband: Lamar

  14. Lil Debbull says

    Melissa & Joe Gorga? “This painful chapter” = her awful book?Maybe that is why he had so many engagements fall through. Interesting.

  15. marinab says

    Not been on for a while but for some reason first people to spring to mind were Guiliana and Bill Rancic

  16. hoby says

    Bethanny Frankel and Jason Hoppy.

    Lots of gay rumours about him (and a few blind as well), and think it’s clear that she married him because she was desperate to have a family (poor girl!) Her talk show is not doing great in the ratings so could be time to wheel out the dirty laundry.

  17. jocar says

    Hmmmm, thought Dina Manzo was divorced from Tommy Manzo already, but they aren’t. Soooo, some imbeciles will sit through the next season of RHONJ and swallow the bait that she is to be pitied!!! And sis Caroline will be playing pathetic empty nester on her own show. Then the season after this one will feature poor, wrongfully prosecuted Juicy Joe & Tree behind bars! hahaha

    • mugofmead111 says

      I would have LOVED to have guessed Gwynnie too but she wouldn’t lower herself to reality TV…yet. :)

  18. Winky Vitalic says

    Ramona Singer Ramona Singer Ramona Singer
    Mario (who I think will be relieved to get rid of her)

  19. Samie says

    If it’s Dina, or any of the Unreal Housewives, why should they break up if both knew the marriage was a sham? Especially if she isn’t getting any settlement due to a tough pre-nup? Why not just chug along as usual?

  20. Ana-nj says

    This is Dina and Tommy Manzo. I read somewhere that the real reason Caroline and Dina don’t talk to each other was because Dina knew he was gay and Dina decided to go along with the wedding. So her revenged was spending a lot for the wedding. Caroline was not happy about but because that’s her sister she couldn’t do anything about it. And finally when he asked for the divorced because he wanted to come out as a gay man she didn’t sign the papers because that would affected her reputation that’s why she hasn’t divorced yet. People will be talking about her. It looks like the Manzos and the Lauritas support his decision of coming out but Dina doesn’t. That why Caroline and Dina don’t talk to each other because Caroline, her family and The Manzo family support Tommy on his decision. Dina is just about her reputation.

    • mugofmead111 says

      Not only did Dina go all out for her wedding to Tommy, it was televised on VH1’s “My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding before The Real Housewives of New Jersey ever aired.

      I vaguely remember some speculation that something was off about Dina’s marriage even in the early days of RHONJ because we never saw him on the show and he never seemed to be around.

  21. lilspinchick says

    Although I REALLY like the Dina/Tommy guesses, I feel as if the word “pHONY” is a play on “Housewives of New York”. Although I can’t find any mention of Mario being gay, my guess is this blind being about Ramona and Mario.

    • lilspinchick says

      She has also claimed numerous times, with her crazy eyes, that she’s “just a really honest person”.

      • lilspinchick says

        Agreed. The lady pictured is also blonde like Ramona Singer. They are both “blondes”, boxed or not. :)