Nasty Slap In The Face

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[Blind Gossip] She’s beautiful on the outside… and ugly on the inside!

This nasty celebrity – who stars on a current TV show – may well be one of the most unlikeable people on the planet. She is so filled with jealousy and rage that the slightest thing can set her off.

Are you prettier than she is? Do you make more money than she does? Are you getting more attention than she is? Well, you’d better duck, because you’re going to get something thrown at you (accusations, lies, objects)!

Her latest television project is suffering because she is so… insufferable. Two of her co-stars are bailing after only one season with her. That’s all they could take. They are both leaving for the same reason: She is just unbearable to be around.

But Nasty won’t let them leave quietly! Nooo! She has to send parting shots after each of them!

Nasty is spreading rumors that Quitter 1 had an affair with one of the producers and that Quitter 2 is being let go after making outrageous salary demands. Neither of these rumors are true, but if you leave this celeb, she won’t let you go without trying to damage your reputation in some way.

By the way, the two departing cast members are both too classy to even respond to Nasty’s slap in the face.

TV Show:

Nasty:

Quitter 1:

Quitter 2:

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TV Show: The Face

Nasty: Naomi Campbell

Quitter 1: Karolina Kurkova

Quitter 2: Coco Rocha

It’s a good thing that Naomi Campbell is dating Michael Fassbender right now, because if she’s out on a date, at least she’s not out destroying other women!

Campbell is known for being mean. So mean that one season of The Face with Nasty Naomi was all that Coco Rocha and Karolina Kurkova could take. And yes, Naomi Campbell tried to make their departure as miserable as possible by spreading rumors about them.

Bad, Naomi. Bad.

The cast of The Face now consists of Naomi, Anne V, and Lydia Hearst.

All of you Blinders should have picked up on this clue: “Are you getting more attention than she is? Well, you’d better duck, because you’re going to get something thrown at you!”. Between 1998 and 2008, Campbell was accused ten times of committing acts of violence against employees, associates, and, in one instance, police officers. She especially likes to throw things at her employees when she is angry (like her phone).

Congratulations to MissCococherie for being first with the correct guess!

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