Body Of Steel Has Bowels Of Mush

man torso 5[Naughty But Nice Rob] Which A-list male celebrity is being refused clothes by several fashion houses after recent samples have been returned soiled?

The actor has recently lost a lot of weight, telling everyone that a strict diet and regular visits to the gym are behind his new body of steel. However, insiders say the young action star has been cheating and using laxatives to make himself look amazing on the screen.

Not only does he have a leakage problem, but the young stud also has an odor problem – as he cannot stop farting!

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  1. robirob052 says

    Henry ‘Superman’ Cavill? Eeeeew. If rumors are true the loose anus isn’t just from laxatives.

  2. iocaine says

    I wouldn’t think Henry Cavill is A-list yet, but it sounds like him. Body of steel and all.

  3. ValleyOfTheGalls says

    Henry Cavill. :-(
    Jonah Hill lost a ton recently but I wouldn’t associate “young stud” or “body of steel” with him. EVER. So, as much as I hate to think it, I think this must be about Henry Cavill who played Superman, the man of steel.

  4. Scorpio13 says

    This blind is worse than the rubber sheet blind. OMG, I almost threw up my breakfast! GROSS!!!

  5. hannahjones says

    Henry Cavill?
    Body of steel?

    Or Andrew Garfield, hence the amazing on the screen?

  6. kermit1969 says

    Hugh Jackman (Real Steel) the Superman references are just too obvious for it to be Henry Cavill.

  7. buckyboyd says

    Henry Cavill


    “Body of Steel”= “Man of Steel” plus young action star and young stud

  8. VodkaSoaked says

    Body of Steel makes me think of the new Superman, Henry Cavill from “Man of Steel”.

    Didn’t think one blockbuster movie makes you an A-List though.

    • VodkaSoaked says

      Wait, didn’t read “recently lost alot of weight”, um So sticking with the “Man of Steel” going, I’ll say Russell Crowe.

      • minnie says

        I agree! Russell is A-list, Henry isn’t. Also, this sounds nasty enough for Russell.

      • MikeInSanJose says

        Though he may have a farting problem, I don’t think Russell qualifies as a “young stud”.

  9. ILoveLucy says

    I don’t know who this is. But I have one thing to say. Why is it that, when a person has the means to purchase this stuff, anything really, from clothing to housewares, to cars, that they get it given to them by the truckloads? Free. All free while their bank accounts continue to bulge at the seams! Why is that? It’s not right. It’s upside down. The only star I know of that’s lost weight is Jonah hill, and he is still fat. I have no clue. But it pisses me off they get to ask for free expensive stuff and we slave for years just to buy one nice thing for ourselves as a treat, maybe! Whoever it is deserves his messy pants! Greedy!!! Cheapskate!!!

  10. DelilaMars says

    Does Henry Calvil, the Man of Steel, aka Superman, poop in his pants? A myth collapes…

    • PandoraWolf says

      Maybe that’s what really happens when Superman is exposed to kryponite.

  11. PinkCrayon says

    Ewwww gross! Body of steel as in man of steel? Henry Calvill?

    Haha if so I wonder if his new girlfriend has smelt him.

  12. GrannyGoose says

    the “Steel” reference leads me to guess that this is about Henry Cavill — Superman du jour…

  13. MissNormaDesmond says

    Well it sounds like it points right to Henry Cavill but laxatives really can’t help a person lose weight or gain muscle. They are mostly useful for maintaining.

    It’s a very painful ED.

  14. stonn says

    Henry “Man of Steel” Cavill…? Eww I hope not, that man is way too damn fine for that kind of foolishness. Gross!

  15. slantrhyme says

    Man of Steel Henry Cavill says he used to be fat. I don’t know if he’s A-list, though.

  16. redstilettos says

    I wouldn’t consider Henry A-list yet. Don’t think he’s had a big weight loss either. What about R Crowe?

  17. stolidog says

    I don’t know who this is, but, Henry Cavill has not “recently lost a lot of weight”…he’s been just about the same for years. I think “body of steel” is a trick to make you overlook the actual object of this blind.

  18. MikeInSanJose says

    I’ve heard that the reason Superman could never have sex with Lois Lane is because he would blow her brains out when he “finished”. Imagine what a sooper-powered, messy fart would do to his borrowed togs… No wonder the fashion houses are getting a bit upset.

    “Calvin Klein underwear explodes. 47 injured… Lower Manhattan quarantined due to bio-hazardous waste. Film at 11.”

  19. jonjayh says

    Everyone who is guessing that this blind refers to Henry Cavill obviously is not familiar with Henry Cavill. He absolutely did not recently lose a lot of weight. He’s been on my radar since The Tudors and he’s been in good shape that entire time.

  20. guestimation says

    Anyone else think this blind doesn’t really fit anyone? Maybe Naughty but Nice Rob is off on a few of his hints. There doesn’t seem to be anyone who is young, an action star, an A list actor, and who recently lost a lot of weight. Henry Cavill has beefed up, yeah, but he has not lost weight recently. If anything he’s gained (muscle). I know Matthew M and Jonah Hill recently lost weight but neither fit all the clues. Henry Cavill fits all but he has not recently lost a lot of weight nor is he A list. It’s either that he’s off on the clues or it’s someone no one’s mentioned yet. It’s not Zach G or the spiderman guy either, right?

  21. pumpkin says

    Shia LaBeouf

    He apparently gained 40 pounds for the movie Lawless last year, and has been showing off a ripped body recently and bragging about training with a boxer.

    He’s young, he’s done action movies, he could be considered a-list, and “Man of Steel” could refer to his work on the Transformer movies.

  22. thefrozenqueen says

    First time poster!
    I thought of Henry as well, but he said in an interview that he put on 20 pounds of muscle for Man of Steel and leaning down for Immortals was over 2 years ago.

  23. EJD1984 says

    I really hope this isn’t about Henry Cavill. He seems like a real genuine all-around nice guy. Unless someone is purposely spreading false stories/rumors about him.

  24. aclynch1978 says

    Chris Evans as Captain America. Long time lurker, but first time commenting, btw! Hi Ace!

  25. MarcDK says

    First time commenting.

    Henry Cavill is not an A-lister (yet), and yes, I know he is an obvious candidate for “body of steel” because of Man of steel, but it’s not him.
    However Hugh Jackman is an A-lister, and he plays Wolverine who’s body is full of steel, and to top it off, he has been spotted at a lot of gyms in NYC lately.

  26. JenJenJen says

    I knew this was Henry Cavill as soon as I read the tagline but I hope to god it’s not true. Can it please be Russell Crowe instead (not likely….).

  27. PinkG says

    Another gossip site has a story on how much thinner Chris Evans look while filming Captain America 2. So my guess is him.

  28. kakaka says

    henry caville a.k.a. Superman- his bowels have been ‘faster than a speeding bullet’ and his powerful ‘locomotive’ has left train tracks!

  29. MissJacksonNasty says

    I know I’m a little late to this thread, but I didn’t see anyone mention Chris Pratt from Parks and Rec. He’s going to be in Guardians of the Galaxy next year and has lost a lot of weight in order to prepare. Just a thought…