Pretty On the Outside

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SOLVED!

[Blind Gossip] Think that this actor is the only one cheating in this marriage? He isn’t. His gorgeous wife is just as culpable in this mess.

She is pretty on the outside. On the inside, not so much. She married the actor because he was a much more famous celebrity than her last boyfriend, a musician, and she thought she was trading up. But as soon as her marriage disappointed her, she set out to snag a bigger prize for herself.

One of the men she caught the attention of is an actor who is bigger than her husband. The moment she showed interest in him, it was “Fish on!” and the two had an affair. Unfortunately for her, the bigger actor only sees her as another prize in his catch-and-release program. He’ll throw her overboard before it gets too serious. So if she thinks she is trading up again, she is going to be terribly disappointed.

Married Actor:

Gorgeous Wife:

Musician Ex-Boyfriend:

Bigger Actor:

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr looking loved up on the red carpet for the 'Global Green USA' awards in Santa MonicaSOLVED!

Married Actor: Orlando Bloom

Gorgeous Wife: Miranda Kerr

Musician Ex-Boyfriend: Jay Lyon

Bigger Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio

Source: BlindGossip.com

British actor Orlando Bloom and Australian fashion model Miranda Kerr just announced that they have separated after three years of marriage.

No big surprise there. This marriage has been a mess for a long time. Let’s talk about it in true BG fashion!

Miranda Kerr is a Victoria’s Secret Model. Prior to marrying actor Orlando Bloom, she dated musician Jay Lyon from the Australian band Tamarama from 2003-2007. While Lyon isn’t famous outside of Australia, you might remember him as the boyfriend of Whitney Port in the short-loved “reality” series The City.

Kerr thought she was trading up big time with Orlando Bloom in 2007. However, neither of them has a good track record of being faithful. They married in 2010. They had one child together, a boy named Flynn, in 2011.

Yes, Orlando Bloom is the father… or is he?

Just kidding. Bloom is the father. Probably.

They were both playing around during the marriage. Predictably, that caused a lot of conflict.

In late 2012/early 2013, Kerr started seeing actor Leonardo DiCaprio. Another big trade up! We told you about this affair in January of this year.

Yes, Leonardo DiCaprio loves his models! However, he likes them one after the other after the other. If Miranda Kerr thought she was going to be Miranda DiCaprio, she thought wrong! We told you that he was going to throw Kerr back into the ocean, and he did. DiCaprio moved on to the next model in the blink of an eye.

Bloom – who was friends with DiCaprio – was absolutely furious when he found out that DiCaprio was having an affair with his wife! After that affair, the marriage was completely over, and the couple separated earlier this year. They just announced that they are throwing in the towel. No big surprise there.

Did you catch the Leonardo DiCaprio clues? “Bigger”, “fish on”, “catch and release”, and “overboard” should have led you to a big ship in the ocean = Titanic, that little indy flick that made Leo a star. “Catch and release” could have also led you to Catch Me If You Can, another DiCaprio classic. Yes, those films are now classics.

Congratulations to NYCGal212, who was first with the correct answer! And kudos to Obladioblada for “catching” the DiCaprio clues!

Here is the complete announcement of the divorce from E!:

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Split Up

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are no longer. [sic]

Sources tell me the couple has split after three years of marriage.

A rep for Bloom exclusively confirms the breakup. “In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months,” the rep said in a statement. “After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation.”

The statement continued, “Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.”

The 36-year-old British actor and the 30-year-old Australian Victoria’s Secret model began dating in 2007. They were married in July 2010 after announcing their engagment just a month beforehand.

Kerr gave birth to their son, Flynn, on Jan. 6, 2011.

She and Bloom were last photographed together by the paparazzi on Oct. 8. Their last public appearance was at the opening of Romeo and Juliet on Broadway on Sept. 19. Bloom is currently starring in the production with Condola Rashad.

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