Cool Mom Is Proud Of Her Princess

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] She’s not a regular Mom. She’s a cool Mom! When her daughter has a gig, she doesn’t just show up and clap. She parties hard with her daughter’s friends until the wee hours of the morning. And when Mom’s partying, she and her mouth get totally out of control.

On a bender last week – and while her daughter was on the other side of the room – she regaled a large group of people with the most intimate and disgusting details of her daughter’s sexual conquests. She told stories about a famous singer who thought her daughter was beautiful (“He likes to take the virginity of his groupies!”), an heir to a family fortune (“Good thing he has a handsome face, because his penis is really small!), and a slimy actor (“He likes the back door, and he said that [my daughter] was the best sex he’s ever had… and he’s had everybody!”). It’s nice to see a Mom so proud of her her little princess.

Mom:

Daughter:

Singer:

Heir:

Actor:

SOLVED!

It’s Dina Lohan, mother of Lindsay Lohan! Source: BlindGossip.com

Mom: Dina Lohan

Daughter: Lindsay Lohan

Singer: James Blunt

Heir: Harry Morton

Actor: Wilmer Valderama

Dina Lohan has a big mouth. And when she gets drunk, she spills secrets even more often than she spills drinks.

Of course, we don’t know if Lindsay Lohan actually slept with James Blunt, Harry Morton, or Wilmer Valderama. And we don’t know if James thinks she’s beautiful, or if Harry has a tiny peen, or if Wilmer likes the back door. We’re just telling you what Dina said.

Clues: At the time this blind was published, Lindsay Lohan had just appeared on Saturday Night Live, where she played a Disney princess. Of course, she was also a Disney girl herself in her younger days. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom” is a line from Mean Girls, which starred Lindsay Lohan.

Although we don’t see anyone who got all of the players right without making multiple guesses, many of you got pieces of this right. Congratulations!

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