184 responses

  1. WickedWhitney
    March 7, 2012

    Mum: Orange Oprah
    Daughter: Lindsay
    Singer: Jared Leto
    Heir: Harry Morton
    Actor: Jude Law (I had to google this one!)

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    • Mermaid
      March 7, 2012

      I would venture the East Indian guy for the family fortune guy, but Harry Morton & Stavros are good guesses as well.

      DNA Lohan is just further ruining Lindsay’s career. People want to see that she’s CHANGED not stayed the same. SMH. Why is DNA so stupid?

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      • saucykitty
        March 7, 2012

        Agreed on the last count.

        But you’ve got to wonder, too – WHY would she share those details with her mom?!?!?! (Aside from the obvious fact that the whole family is highly dysfunctional and needs a year or five of intense therapy.)

        If her mom made that up, that’s even worse.

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      • FamousPeopleDoStupidThings
        March 7, 2012

        I don’t think one needs to look any further than the obvious, Saucy. :) The family is highly dysfunctional; Dina, especially. Dina is a deeply disturbed woman. She’s pathologically narcissistic and has passed said mental disorder on to her daughter.
        She is the *main* glue that keeps her daughter unhealthy. She is the desperate, weak, enmeshed parent that couldn’t help but set the bar so low boundary-wise, that even the most taboo discussions and behavior feel normal. More pointedly, Dina looks at detailed sexual discussions and (possibly shared, definitely enabled) sexual behavior as a way of bonding -bonding in a way that I’m sure she feels that only mother and daughter can. She feels privileged to share this connection. She’s pleased that Lindsay looks to her for approval and is dependent on her. And she takes pride in how aware she is (boasting of Linday’s exploits) and how successful her daughter is at it (mom helped teach her well.) She regards Lindsay’s sexual boldness and “competence” with the esteem equal to a normal fathers pride in his son for winning a race or the schools spelling bee. And any hint of her almost nondescript conscience is dulled with the steady stream of drugs they both enjoy.

        In this framework, is it surprising that so many audacious stories have come out about Lindsay and Dina and their family? Is it _that_ shocking that we hear Dina may literally be pimping her girl, bragging like there’s no tomorrow, seeing suggestible photo/s of the two of them together and on and on? So sad.

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    • Singapore Slang
      March 7, 2012

      I like all of your guesses except for the slimey actor. I think that one is Wilmer Valderrama.

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      • WickedWhitney
        March 8, 2012

        Oh yeah, Wilmer is such a nobody that I forgot about him and the fact that he’s an “actor”. He’s slimey for sure, so I change my guess from Jude to Wilmer (sorry to insult you Jude!)

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    • sleepingonbuses
      March 8, 2012

      Totally Dina. “I’m not a regular Mum, I’m a cool Mum” is a line from mean girls.

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  2. SilverOnyx
    March 7, 2012

    Lindsay Lohan, Aaron Carter (?), Harry Morton, Wilmer V

    Guessing this was after snl and the princess refers to the realhousewives of disney skit she was in

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    • FzFzFz
      March 7, 2012

      and the first line is straight out of Mean Girls, Amy Poehler says it

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    • lauriols
      March 9, 2012

      “Guessing this was after snl and the princess refers to the realhousewives of disney skit she was in” — great catch!

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  3. Sugar Cookie
    March 7, 2012

    Miley’s Mom
    Miley
    Bret Michaels
    Brandon Davis ?
    ?

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    • cocobeannns
      March 7, 2012

      Brandon Davis does NOT have a handsome face!

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      • Sugar Cookie
        March 7, 2012

        I think he does. He looks like Elvis to me.

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      • WickedWhitney
        March 8, 2012

        I agree with you to a certain extent Sugar….he is handsome when he’s clean and well dressed and not all gross and greasy…
        His best line: Lindsay Lohan is firecrotch!! Haha

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  4. raslebol
    March 7, 2012

    mum: Lohan mum
    daughter: Lilo
    Singer:Aaron Carter
    heir: Stavros Niarchos or Harry Morton
    actor: Wilmer Valderama or colin Farrell

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    • jeannie
      March 7, 2012

      Definitely think it’s Wilmer for the slimy actor, Ace just had that blind the other day where the popular guess was Joe Jonas and Wilmer Valderama for the “slimy actor” in that blind. I think that’s a direct clue from Ace that it’s Wilmer in both of these blinds.

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  5. raslebol
    March 7, 2012

    mum:Demi Levato’s mum
    daughter: Demi Levato
    Singer: joe jonas
    actor: Wilmer Valderama

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  6. Toenail_Stew
    March 7, 2012

    Whoever it is, ewwwwwwww.

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  7. dee123
    March 7, 2012

    I’m glad Pattie Mallette has finally stood up and said how proud she is of her little princess.

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  8. MrsGosling
    March 7, 2012

    This blind has DINA LOHAN written alllllll over it. Hello! Just look at that picture- Lindsay was just in an SNL skit over the weekend playing the part of Rapunzel in the ‘Real Housewives of Disney’. It was well reported that Dina went to the SNL after party with Linds and that they stayed until the wee hours of the night.
    Singer…. IDK Jared Leto?
    Heir: Stavros the Greek
    Actor:Wilmer V. (Ace is always referring to him as ‘slimy’)

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    • Stackhouse
      March 7, 2012

      Sadly, you are more than likely right.

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  9. FamousPeopleDoStupidThings
    March 7, 2012

    Dina Lohan is disgusting small and slimy. As for the the singer, heir and actor, I’ll have to do some waking up before formulating.

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  10. Orangemonk
    March 7, 2012

    Miss Dina Lohan.
    Lindsay Lohan.
    Singer: ???
    Heir: Harry Morton
    Actor: Wilmer V.

    There doesn’t seem to be a good ending for the Lohans.

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  11. Melby
    March 7, 2012

    Singer – Lisa Bonnett

    Daughter – Zoe Kravitz

    Actor – Michael Fassbender

    Clue – ‘on a bender’..?

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    • Melby
      March 7, 2012

      oops, meant Mom – Lisa Bonet.

      Singer/Heir – ..??

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  12. MyBeans
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: White Oprah
    Daughter: Lilo
    Singer: John Mayer (hi John!)
    Heir: Greasy Bear/Fat Elvis
    Actor: That 70’s Fez

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  13. lookeehere
    March 7, 2012

    Lohan or Cyrus
    I would guess Demi but she wasn’t in town.

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  14. Aurora7247
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan

    Daughter: Linsday Lohan

    Singer: James Blunt

    Heir: Stavros Niarchos

    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama or Colin Ferrel

    *The pic reminds me of the SNL sketch Lindsay just did where she was Rapunzel…Also, Dina and Linsday were partying last week after her SNL gig…

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  15. niamhh
    March 7, 2012

    Slimy actor is Wilmer Valderrama. No question.
    Was thinking Demi Lovato for daughter and her mother but the picture hints the daughter is blonde.

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  16. Rottweiler
    March 7, 2012

    Dina Lohan FTW.

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  17. bananas
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: Lindsay of course
    Singer: I hate to say it but, Julian Lennon
    Heir: Dario Faiella
    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama

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  18. redstilettos
    March 7, 2012

    LiLo and Dina or Miley and her mom?
    Slimey actor: Vilmer (he’s the first one to pop in my head)
    Heir: ?
    Singer: John Mayer?

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  19. Megley
    March 7, 2012

    Who else? White Oprah.

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  20. mymysmama
    March 7, 2012

    could be anyone else besides the vile lohans???

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  21. dani948
    March 7, 2012

    My first thought was Dina Lohan, but she’s old news. Everybody’s known for years that she parties with Lindsay and forgets that she’s as old as she is. Then again the “princess” clue could be pointing to her, since Lindsay just played Rapunzel on SNL, in the “Real Housewives of Disney” princess skit. Lindsday used to be considered beautiful, and apparently slept around with everybody, females included. I’d say the skeezy actor who likes the back door was Wilmer Valderama. Don’t know who the male heir to a family fortune is, or the singer with groupies, since it’s too vague.

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  22. akix17
    March 7, 2012

    My guess…

    Mom: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
    Singer: Jared Leto
    Heir: Stavros Niarchos
    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama

    Not sure about the singer/heir/actor, but I am 90% sure about the mom and daughter. The picture is of a Disney princess, Lindsay did a skit about Disney princesses on SNL last weekend.

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    • eminsc
      March 7, 2012

      I like it!

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  23. ImWearingVersace
    March 7, 2012

    Demi and Rumer?

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  24. ComicalEquation
    March 7, 2012

    Picture shows it’s Disney. Either Lilo’s mom or Demi Lovato’s mom. Slimy actor is Wilmer in either case. If it’s Demi I’d go with John Mayor for singer, heir though, idk.

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  25. Juniper
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: Lindsay Lohan

    no idea about the guys.

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  26. blahdiblahblah
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan. She’s gross enough to do this.

    Daughter: Lindsay Lohan. Did SNL last week, was out partying to celebrate her “comeback”. The only half-decent skit was the Real Housewives of Disney where the Cracken played a Disney princess, just like the picture.

    Singer: No idea. Jared Leto?

    Heir: No idea. Harry Morton?

    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama. He has to be referred to as a “slimy actor”. It’s the law.

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  27. Freggelkop
    March 7, 2012

    Mother: Dina
    Daughter: Lindsay

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  28. gingersnappped
    March 7, 2012

    just to go with the obvious, dina lohan for the mom, lindsay, the daughter duh. maybe james blunt for the singer, stavros niarchos for the heir and slimy walder valderama for the actor?

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  29. tkw1955
    March 7, 2012

    Daughtetr: Lindsay Lohan
    Singer: Aaron Carter
    Heir: Stavros Niachros
    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama

    “It’s so nice to see a mother and daughter as close as these two”, she said with disgust!

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  30. daisiegyrl
    March 7, 2012

    Lindsay Lohan
    Dina Lohan
    The “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom” is a direct qoute from Mean Girls which stars Lindsay

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    • cocobeannns
      March 7, 2012

      Ahh! I knew that line sounded very fimiliar! :)

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  31. AlliCat
    March 7, 2012

    Miley or Demi?

    Wilmer Valderama?

    That’s all I’ve got…

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  32. modelle18
    March 7, 2012

    i dont know about the guys in this blind

    but Dina Lohand and Lindsey Lohan – the picture reminds me of LiLos recent stint at SNL where she was a disney princess

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  33. kamy
    March 7, 2012

    Mom:Dina Lohan

    Daughter:Lindasy Lohan

    Singer:John Mayer

    Heir:?

    Actor:?

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  34. JMS
    March 7, 2012

    This is probably a stretch, but–

    Mom: Dina Lohan

    Daughter: Lindsay Lohan

    Singer: Wasn’t she linked to Nick Carter back in the day (in another BI)?

    Heir: Harry Morton (co-founder of Hard Rock Cafe chain)

    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama

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    • JMS
      March 7, 2012

      Oops, meant to say that Harry Morton is the SON of Peter Morton, co-founder of Hard Rock Cafe chain.

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  35. carlita
    March 7, 2012

    dina lohan
    lilo
    no clue
    Harry Morton
    Wilmer V (douche)

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  36. kjc520
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina “Orange Oprah” Lohan

    Daughter: Lindsay

    Singer: ??

    Heir: Harry Morton

    Actor: Wilmer V

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    • kjc520
      March 7, 2012

      I like the Bret Michaels guess for the singer… I’ll go with that.

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  37. dingopop
    March 7, 2012

    The Lohans. Don’t know who the heir is, but slimy actor must be Wilmer V.

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  38. QueenCeleste
    March 7, 2012

    Dina and LiLo. Have no idea who the guys are. But… ewwww.

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  39. cocobeannns
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina
    Daughter: Lindsay
    Singer:
    Heir: Random guess – Paris Hilton’s brother? Dunno his age though.
    Actor: Wilmer

    The princess obviously a nod to Lindsay’s SNL skit this past weekend.

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    • cocobeannns
      March 7, 2012

      Agreeing with Mayer for the singer, and sticking with my heir guess.

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  40. KitKat73
    March 7, 2012

    And we wonder why the poor girl is so screwed up. *sigh*

    Mom: Dina Lohan (cool mom, regular mom- Mean Girls quote that Lindsay stared in)

    Daughter: Lindsay Lohan

    Singer: I want to say Aaron Carter cause the Virginity part would make sense

    Heir: Either Harry Morton or Stavros Niarchos

    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama, Slimy Actor

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  41. lillypad27
    March 7, 2012

    Total guess…

    Mom: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
    Singer: John Mayer
    Heir: Stavros Niarchos
    Actor: Wilmer

    First time poster:)

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  42. gogospygirl
    March 7, 2012

    first timer, please be gentle.

    Mom: Dinah Lohan
    Daughter: Lindsay
    Singer: Brett Michaels
    Heir: Harry Morton
    Actor:Vilmer V.

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  43. GeeGee
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
    Singer: James Blunt
    Heir: Stavros Niarchos
    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama

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  44. sallydoll85
    March 7, 2012

    Demi Lovato?

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  45. TheRealTruthIs
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Lohan’s Mom
    Daughter: Lindsay (aka Rapunzel)
    Singer: John Mayer
    Heir: ??
    Actor: Wilmer Valderama

    It’s difficult to clean up when your mom’s a Hot Mess. Very sad…

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  46. gezykah
    March 7, 2012

    I won’t be shocked if I’m the 100th person to guess this but Lindsey Lohan and her mom.

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  47. oneboredmom
    March 7, 2012

    Since Lindsay just did SNL last Sat, this is my guess:
    Mom: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
    Singer: Aaron Carter??
    Heir: Harry Morton (dad owns “Hard Rock” franchise I think? He owns “Pink Taco” restaurant”
    Actor: Wilmer Valderama

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  48. ShennanigansOHoolihan
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina
    Daughter: Lindsanity
    Singer: Aaron Carter
    Heir: Brandon Davis
    Actor: Gerard Butler

    Cool mom being a reference to Mean Girls.

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  49. Mipippin
    March 7, 2012

    dina lohan
    lindsey lohan
    I am not sure about the singer
    did she hang out with some rich guy who was indian?
    will valderRAMher hahahaha okay not THAT funny

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  50. tatatina
    March 7, 2012

    The Princess is a nod to Lindsay Lohan’s gig as Rapunzel on SNL, I’m guessing.

    Mom: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: Lindsay
    Singer: Could this be Aaron Carter? Did she ever publicly date John Mayer??
    Heir: Harry Morton or Stavros Niarchos…?
    Actor: Wilmer Valderama

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    • tatatina
      March 7, 2012

      Oh, and I’d like to add, Wilmer publicized that she was awesome sex…he did so on HOward Stern. Gross.

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  51. tkw1955
    March 7, 2012

    oops: and the mom is Dina Lohan (wasn’t she named “mother of the year” by some group…might’ve been that church that protests at funerals…)

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  52. Whatzmyname
    March 7, 2012

    dina lohan
    lindsay lohan
    ?
    ?
    wilmer valderama

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  53. craaazy
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Demi

    Daughter: Rumer

    Singer: ??

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  54. My2Brows
    March 7, 2012

    Dina Lohan at Lindsey’ after party for her stint on SNL last weekend with her playing Rapunzel in “Real Housewives of Disney”, hence the princess theme. Too lazy to guess the singer, heir, and actor. Just throwing out Brandon Davis as the heir and Wilmer Valderrama as the slimy actor.

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  55. Herkeda
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan

    Daughter: Lindsay Lohan

    Singer: Aaron Carter

    Heir: Stavros Niarchos? Harry Morton?

    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama

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  56. jackhammer
    March 7, 2012

    Kathy Hilton
    Paris
    ?
    Brandon Davis
    ?

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  57. Quanah
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: The classiest mom ever, Dina Lohan
    Daughter: Lindsanity Lohan (sorry about that…so lame I know)
    Singer: John Mayer
    Heir: Rob Kardashian? (I don’t think he has any game to get Lindsey though)
    Actor: Wilder Valderamma

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  58. BCW719
    March 7, 2012

    Dina and Lindsey lohan but not sure about the rest

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  59. Brittttt
    March 7, 2012

    Demi Lovato and her mother.

    Singer: I’m going to guess John Mayer.
    Actor: Wilmer Valderama
    Heir: Hmm not sure.

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  60. HushYourMouth
    March 7, 2012

    I have no idea, but as a mother myself I’d like to bi*ch slap this woman.

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    • terry123
      March 7, 2012

      Me too!

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  61. Realitee
    March 7, 2012

    Mom~ Sounds like pimp mama Kris

    Daughter~ Kim

    Singer~ Ray J

    Heir~ Brandon Davis

    Actor~ Nick Cannon or that Gabe guy

    I really think this is someone else but she could easily fit into any disgusting situation such as this one.

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    • ComicalEquation
      March 7, 2012

      My guess is LiLo but I totally agree that the Kardashians fit!

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  62. 4sixx2
    March 7, 2012

    Dina Lohan
    Lindsay Lohan
    John Mayer
    Barron Hilton
    Wilmer Valderrama

    Now I must go shower.

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    • 4sixx2
      March 7, 2012

      Oh, I definatley like y’all’s guess to Brandon Davis instead of my Barron!

      And although Aaron Carter’s not bad, I still believe Mayer’s the singer. I think she and Mayer hooked up around ’09 – and he’s Famous. AC, not so much.

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  63. hiddenjewel
    March 7, 2012

    Demi Moore and Rumer Willis? Too obvious?

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  64. shannonhumphreys
    March 7, 2012

    I so wish I had a clue!
    Can’t wait to see what everyone else thinks…

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  65. hiddenjewel
    March 7, 2012

    I take it back. From IMDB “I’m not like a *regular* mom, I’m a *cool* mom” is a line from Mean Girls, hence Lindsay Lohan, but my guess here is Dina Lohan and Lindsay’s sister Ali.

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  66. maineiac
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: Lilo
    Singer: ??
    Heir: The Greek guy that Paris Hilton dated
    Actor: Jude Law ? (years ago she supposedly flew across the country to meet him to have a one night stand)

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  67. escada82
    March 7, 2012

    the Mom: Demi Moore
    Daughter: Rumer Willis

    the others??????

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    • escada82
      March 7, 2012

      okay, I take back my guess. Ya’ll are right….this screams Orange Oprah and Lala Lohan. EWWWWWWWWW though.

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  68. sweetviolet
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan at Lindsey’s SNL afterparty
    Daughter: Lindsey Lohan
    Singer: Brian Adams
    Heir: Brandon Davis
    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama

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    • rtsew
      March 7, 2012

      I seem to remember a couple of years ago that lindsey stayed at brian adams house or something. It was odd.

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  69. azura1
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: DINA LOHAN

    Daughter: LINDSAY LOHAN

    Singer: AARON CARTER

    Heir: STAVROS NIARCHOS

    Actor: JAMES FRANCO

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    • FartyLatte
      March 7, 2012

      This definitely! At the after celebration for SNL. That woman is such a sick freak. No wonder…Except it is Brandon as the heir and not Nachos.

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  70. Flavor of the week
    March 7, 2012

    LOHANNNN AND HER MOMSTER DINA

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  71. AlabamaCrazy
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan

    Daughter: Lindsay Lohan

    Singer: John Mayer

    Heir: Brandon Davis (only because I remember the fire crotch incident)

    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama?

    **Dina Lohan is the only mother I could see pulling this crap so this is my guess.

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  72. LydiaVance
    March 7, 2012

    Well this is definitely Dina Lohan.

    1st Major clue: The first two sentences of the blind is taken straight from Mean Girls.

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  73. Chocadoodledoo
    March 7, 2012

    Mom- Dina Lohan
    Daughter- Lindsey Lohan
    Singer- ??
    Heir??
    Actor- Wilder Valderamamamama

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    • Chocadoodledoo
      March 7, 2012

      Heir- Harry Morton
      Singer- Aaron Carter

      Phew! All googled out!

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  74. mandydiva
    March 7, 2012

    Obviously Lindsay Lohan. The princess pic points to her attempt at SNL this past weekend.

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    • mandydiva
      March 7, 2012

      The mother being Dina Lohan
      The heir may be Greasy Bear
      Slimy Actor would be Wilmer Valderama
      not sure about the famous singer though

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  75. whitney19
    March 7, 2012

    mom: mother of the year Dina Lohan

    singer: Nick Carter

    daughter: Lindsay Lohan

    Heir: Morton, the Hard Rock Casino heir

    Actor: Wilmer Valderama

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  76. ILoveDlisted
    March 7, 2012

    White Oprah, you so crazy

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  77. sweetviolet
    March 7, 2012

    Other possible Heir: Greek heir Stavros Niarchos or Rock Cafe heir Harry Morton…… Missed the handsome face reference so I’m going with one of these two as potential heir rather than Brandon Davis.

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  78. CountessLurkula
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan

    Daughter: Lindsay Lohan

    Singer: Bryan Adams

    Heir: Vikram Chatwal

    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama

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  79. WaitLemmeGuess
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Tish Cyrus

    Daughter: Miley

    Singer: Nick Jonas

    Heir: ?

    Actor: ?

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  80. guessgal
    March 7, 2012

    Easy.

    Mom: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: HotMessBloatFace Lohan
    Singer: James Blunt
    Heir: Harry Morton
    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama (or Colin Farrell)

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  81. mawie86
    March 7, 2012

    I am thinking Demi Moore and Rumer Willis on this one…
    Gotta find who the guys are though..

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  82. its me
    March 7, 2012

    White Oprah
    LL
    Mayer
    Oiley B. Davis
    Owen Wilson?

    Old news Dina…

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  83. gumbii2662
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: Lindsay (“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom- a line from Mean Girls)
    Singer: James Blunt (“You’re Beautiful” was that song he was successful with)
    Heir: Stavros Niarchos
    Actor: Colin Farrell

    SICK.

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  84. MissSichuan
    March 7, 2012

    Too easy! As if all the clues didn’t point to White Oprah (Lilo’s Mom), the picture gives it away. Lindsay dressed exactly like that Diney princess in the SNL skit.

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  85. MissSichuan
    March 7, 2012

    Disney*

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  86. ilovela
    March 7, 2012

    The picture makes me think disney, but the rest sounds like taylor momsen.

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  87. witchmagpie
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
    Singer: Aaron Carter?
    Heir: Harry Morton
    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama

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  88. Okayeah
    March 7, 2012

    Eeew! Gotta be Dina Lohan, but how would she or ANY mother know such details about their child’s sex life anyway? That is so deeply dysfunctional. I’m truly disturbed now.

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  89. beautifulgarbage
    March 7, 2012

    princess-dont know
    singer- John Mayer
    heir-dont know
    actor- gerald butler

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  90. NYCFluff
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan (“regular Mom, cool Mom” being a reference to Mean Girls)

    Daughter: Ali Lohan

    Singer: ?

    Heir: ?

    Actor: Wilmer Valderrama (how are people attracted to this skeezball?!)

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  91. HWOODPR
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan

    Daughter: Linday Lohan (the picture is a clue to the SNL ‘Real Housewives of Disney’ skit)

    Singer: ??

    Heir: Harry Morton

    Actor: Wilmer Valderamma

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  92. KrazyCatLady
    March 7, 2012

    Dina Lohan at the SNL after party. Mean Girls Quote about being a Cool Mom.
    Lyndsay Lohan
    Singer John Mayer or Aaron Carter
    Heir the Hard Rock Pink Taco guy she dated a few years back
    Slimy Wilmer Valderama. I think he said she was the best sex a few years back in an interview.
    Princess reference to her Disney Days and skit from SNL about Real Housewives of Disney.

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  93. catiesd
    March 7, 2012

    Dina Lohan, Lindsay, John Mayer, Harry Morton (Hard Rock), Wilmer

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  94. phlyfiremama
    March 7, 2012

    Mom: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: The Cracken
    SInger: ???
    Heir: Brandon Davis
    Actor: ???
    If I really cared enough I would search for the other 2 but…meh.

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  95. Dee Lyter
    March 7, 2012

    Going with the Lohans, again . Mom and daughters were out and about in NY this past weekend.

    Mom – deena (or however she spells it)
    Daughter – LiLo
    Singer- James Blunt (that whole “you’re beautiful” sounded more like a pickup line than a song)
    Heir- Stavros or Harry Morton. (leaning more toward Harry – Pink Taco says it all folks.)
    Actor- Wilmer Valdaramma (or however he spells it) or Colin Farrell. (leaning toward Wilma cause that 70s show annoyed me).

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    • Dee Lyter
      March 7, 2012

      Adding Fred Durst to the singer list.

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  96. MaryMaryQuiteContrary
    March 7, 2012

    Ummm… I am going to take a wild guess (psych!) and say Dina Lohan- SNL parties last week- Lindsay played a Disney Princess in a skit- obviously the skank actor is Wilderama- singer- Bryan Adams?
    First time poster- ;)

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  97. Mozez808
    March 7, 2012

    Mother: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: Lindsey Lohan
    Singer:???
    Heir: Brandon Davis
    Actor: Wilder Valderamma

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  98. Camembert
    March 7, 2012

    Dina, Lindsay, Bieber, most of them, Wilmer.

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  99. mygirllikestopartyallthetime
    March 7, 2012

    OMG If this doesnt reek of Dina Lohan I don’t know what does!!!
    Mom: Dina Lohan
    Daughter: Lindsay
    Singer: James Blunt
    Heir: Stavros Niarchos
    Actor: Wilmer Valderama

    All a bunch of grossards in my book.

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  100. Scorpio13
    March 7, 2012

    I’m probably so off on this but:

    Mom- Colette Momsen (?)
    Daughter-Taylor Momsen (?)
    Heir-Armie Hammer

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