[BlindGossip] This actress claims to be a natural girl. She eats a clean, mostly organic diet, cares about animals, and dabbles in homeopathic remedies to treat most ailments. She claims that her enviable figure and flawless complexion are the natural results of healthy living and lots of exercise. The truth is that her body has been stuffed with more implants and fillers than a Christmas goose. And, away from the cameras, her diet consists mainly of cheeseburgers and ExLax.
Alicia Silverstone?
I almost guessed her too but she’s not really known for having an enviable figure anymore. For the past few years, every time I see a picture of her, she’s got no makeup on and is wearing dumpy looking hippie clothes. She looks like she really lives the lifestyle and she’s also a known vegan.
I think Gwen Paltrow. She’s always bragging about her clean lifestyle to the point of being holier than thou and she does charity for the RSPCA animal shelters in England.
Drew Barrymore?
Bryce Dallas Howard.
Fishstick?
Megan Fox? yes! but it’s not asecret
Gwyneth Paltrow???
First person I thought of too, but the blind uses the term “girl”, which I really don’t think applies to Gwyneth.
Gwynie?
Please please please please please please let this be Goopy – it would be enough for someone to remove the pole from her @$$, but to reveal her as not only pretentious but a fraud would beat winning the lottery.
LOL! I know, huh? And Goopy was raving on and on about fried chicken, so I could see her secretly snarfing down cheeseburgers then pretending that she’s all about tofu and macrobiotics.
Problem is, Gwyneth doesn’t pretend to be all about macrobiotics anymore. She’s even admitted in interviews that after her second pregnancy she stopped eating that way.
Also, I’m not sure why pooperscooper thinks Gwyneth has a pole up her @$$. Has pooperscooper not seen Gwyneth’s interviews on Chelsea Lately? You couldn’t get more real and laid back then the way she is on CL.
People have this weird image of Gwyn, most of it constructed from things she did years and years ago, and they just latch onto that and never let it go. Doesn’t matter how much time has gone on or how much she may have changed or evolved as a person. As far as the haters are concerned, their version of Gwyneth is the one from like, 1999. The one who wasn’t married yet, didn’t have kids, used to pal around with Madonna and ate a macrobiotic diet. Not the current Gwyn, who’s been married for years, is a mom, is no longer besties with Madonna and seems to have a different circle of friends, and is back to eating normal food and acts like a normal chick on shows like Chelsea Lately.
Hi Gwyn!
That’s why I assumed that was as well. Please. JUst because you’ve given birth doesn’t mean you’re “down to Earth.” Just THIS YEAR she advised people that when they feel stressed, they should go and sit in their saunas and when they need a pick-me-up, they should go out and buy the $7,000 outfits she put together on her blog. Nah, not pretentious and out of touch a bit, lol.
Um. You should google Gyneth Paltrow quotes. She’s said some ridiculous things–not years ago, either. She made fun of Reese Witherspoon for doing “stupid” romantic comedies (like she never has?) and has said things like “I just can’t pretend I’m someone who makes $25K a year.” This person is not salt of the earth. She’s snotty and flaunts it.
I have to agree. Gwyn doesn’t really strike me as all that insufferable anymore. Lea Michele? Now, THAT is insufferable.
I don’t think this is Gwyn because she’s never been much of an animal enthusiast or environmentalist. If anything, she’s complained how she can’t wear fur in public lest she piss off PETA. She might recycle, but can you EVER picture Goopy on a camping trip?!
I still think this is Jessica Biel.
“Acts” being the operative word.
Are you really talking about Gwyneth “I’ll be your best friend if you’re A-list” Paltrow? Really? Even her husband can’t stand her.
Hi Gwynnie!
LOL. That has to be Gwynnie or 1 of her people.
Nicole Kidman…?
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Although I fail to see where all the clues in this blind, if any..
The “natural girl” comment made me think of “material girl,” which of course reminds me of Madonna. Gwyneth used to be good friends with Madonna, so that could possibly be a clue. Plus, GP has her newsletter where she talks about cooking, beauty products, “good deals,” etc. This sounds a lot like her even if it isn’t.
Megan Fox or Isabel Lucas?
Isabel Lucas was the first who came to mind. I don’t know much about her life other than what you get from the occasional photo, but she was in Japan saving the dolphins, her hippy style (probably into homeopathic/natural remedies), hiking in the Hollywood Hills with her boyfriend and his/her dog.
Either cameron diaz or gweny paltrow they’re always banging on about, natural food and excersise to look good one of them for sure.
Cameron Diaz is starting to look like an old hag. Not exactly indicative of an all natural lifestyle.
^edit: Megan Fox
“Cares about animals” made me think of Alicia Silverstone
ms. lea michele
Alicia Silverstone
Gwyneth Paltrow
Drew Barrymore?
Or Jennifer Aniston?
My thought too.
Goopster aka Gwen Paltrow
Natalie Portman? Idk it’s early
That’s who I was going to say. Would be funny, but I think she’s too serious.
Gwenith Paltrow.
She seems so fake and she doesnt know what she’s talking about.
She stole the idea for goop off a friend, how much of a fake backstabber can you be?
Then she just googles articles all day and copies and pastes them as her own.
Sneaky b*.
Who would even want to do that anyway?
I think she tried to do it to be more likable cause every hates the gloating mole..so she thought if she was all organic she could get all the vegans and hippies kn her side, but it didn’t work, they still hate her,
If she was so into organic things and being one with a tree, she wouldn’t need wallpaper that’s costs 7grand and stupid things like a placemat dinner set that costs 12k..she’s the fakest mole in Hollywood
GOOP?
The Goopster Gwyneth, aka Mrs. Martin. These rumors have been circulating for years. It’s all bogus and that’s why no one buys her books or visits her website.
Gwyneth Paltrow?
I’ve heard this about Gwyneth Paltrow.
Don’t know if she looks enviable these days, but I will guess Demi Moore
Suzanne Somers or Alicia Silverstone. But I’ll go with Suzanne Somers for obvious reasons.
Wow, you can really tell the age of the other posters by their guesses with this one. hahah.
Come on, it mentions she has had tons of plastic surgery.. the only “healthy living” person that looks like shes been under the knife more then MJ is Mrs Somers.
I think you’ve got it!
Yes, I’m old!
very unseemly. like your name!
Back at you! We’d make a cute couple:)
I want to be odd and offputing too.
paltrow
Angelina Jolie.
Okay I will jump on the Paltrow bandwagon. Can’t stand her and she always seemed like a phony to me.
I’m thinking Goopy….
I know people are going to say Aniston, but she doesn’t deny she has tried fillers so it can’t be her.
I’m going to go with Nicole Kidman.
Has she really been known for natural, clean living, though? She is well-known for her unending battle to kick the smokes, and doesn’t shy away from the fact she loves her alcohol.
Aniston, that is. I’m agreeing with you, in spite of the fact I’m sure Aniston is going to get pegged for this.
Goop.
Sarah Michelle Gellar?
I am not sure who this is but whoever it is, this is just sad and pathetic.
Alicia Silverstone
Jennifer Aniston or GOOP
I was on board with Goopy until I saw the “cheeseburgers” remark. Cannot see her eating those, at least not without $90/lb cheese and artisan buns. Seems like there are lots of clues, but I am not getting them. I need coffee…
Oh, I’ve read a previous blind item about scarfing down cheeseburgers in her limo – it IS Goopy. Though if you asked her, she would say she made them from Kobe beef, exotic cheese, and handmade artisan bread rolls.
Don’t forget that she was scarfing down fried chicken while on a fairly recent movie set. There’s nothing high class about that meal.
But delicious
Could it be ANYONE other than Jessica Biel? She’s one of the few non-smoking actresses in Hollywood, she’s ALWAYS papped while exercising, and she’s got Dat Ass.
Great arse indeed. One of the best in Hollywood, that’s for sure.
Jessica Alba
the only person i can think of is gwyneth
Jessica Alba?
Jennifer Aniston?
Alicia Silverstone (enviable figure?)?
Cameron Diaz (enviable figure and flawless skin??)?
I’ll settle on Alba.
Ms. Paltrow
gwyneth paltrow
goopy paltrow? except for the “implants” reference, cuz she is not very busty … although “implants” could certainly refer to cheek, dental or chin implants …. hmmmm …..
Gweneth Paltrow
Alicia Silverstone? This is the only one I can think of who promotes this. Either Alicia or Gwenyth Paltrow.
This has got to be Alicia Silverstone.
Jessica Alba admitted her battle with anorexia.
Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s so self-righteous and preachy. Bleah.
It can’t be Alicia!! She seems so sincere. It has to be Gwenyth with her pretencious ways.
Jessica Alba?
I remember reading about Gwyneth’s obsession with high colonics. I’m voting for her.
BG, I must say that you just made my day, making me think of Gwynie stuffing herself full of fillers and then sneaking around eating cheeseburgers and laxatives. Hey, then she’s as real as the rest of us!
Trying to work with the text, I will say Jessica Biel!
“flawless complexion” seems to me as a clue for a make-up commercial, she advertises for Revlon. And I find that in all the pictures we see, she always looks so ueber flawless. A google search also reveals some articles where she says ‘skin is the reflection of inner health’
We know she has a stunning body, and if you look up work out tips, her trainer (and there are quite recent articles as well) talks about her work out and her “clean” and organic, natural diet.
And I agree with smellyoulater’s post above we always see tons of pap pictures of her exercising.
And again, same as with her skin, her body just looks very flawless, yes exercise can certainly do that, but so could implants.
Natural girl, could be a reference to her climb to Kilimanjaro.
She supports The Wild Animal Sanctuary and other animal charities, and has a couple of dogs, so much for caring about animals.
And the one I am very proud of: I though the cheeseburger can’t just be there to debunk the whole healthy, clean, organic stuff…. instead I thought, what if it is a clue itself?
Apparently Jessica Biel did a McDonald’s Commercial in 1996 for the Arch Delux (she is the older sister in the spot). You can find it easily on you tube.
Great thinking! At first I was thinking about J. Aniston but you’ve convinced me otherwise!
Yep. I think you’ve nailed this one Juniper. Good work!
Ooh, I like this guess too! Also I like the Olivia Wilde guess below. And the Gwen Paltrow guess. Hmm, so many fakes to choose from!
Maybe it applies to all of them. lol My first thought was gwen but I like the JBiel guess too.
I’m just glad to see SOMEONE ELSE agrees with me.
Brilliant Juniper! I am jumping on your bandwagon.
Same here. Great job!
Jessica’s bf, Justin Timberlake was very famously the voice of McDonalds “I’m lovin’ it” campaign for years. Hence the cheeseburger reference…
oooo…nice, totally forgot about Justin Timberlake and his “I’m lovin’ it” stuff…awesome, kittyconfidential!
And Jessica had an eating disorder in the past so I am with this guess
Olivia Wilde- she has beautiful skin, is constantly on all the top ‘most beautiful’ lists, talks about her natural diets, etc. She has also talked about how her divorce led her to bring cheese back into her diet (she was vegan) and she alway in interviews says being a vegan is what keeps her naturally skinny.
Oh and the picture is a girl in the ‘wild’ with brown hair! Maybe a clue?
Oh and she was PETA’s ‘sexiest vegitarian’ so she obviously cares about animals and she is involved with many causes dealing with treatment of animals, etc and adopted her dogs from rescues. Last post- I swear!
She has a beautiful face but I’m not sure that her figure is enviable, she has short legs and a really long torso. She is usually complimented on her cheekbones or eyes.
I agree with the short legs/ long torso bit on her BUT Bar Refaeli has the exact same body type and she is considered the second coming of hotness so I don’t think it will detract from Olivia’s figure.
BTW, I have long legs / shorter torso and I ADORE Olivia’s figure. Sigh.
Nina Dobrev?
Tell me ladies and gents, where oh where do you think Gwenyth Paltrow has stuffed fillers and implants? Certainly not anywhere below the neck since she’s flat as a board and I would gander that above the neck would be really difficult too since she looks exactly the same as she did in her 20′s without so much as a hint of alteration. Use your brains people.
She was flat as a board before she had those small implants done. Since then, she looks like a board with two small bumps.
Hmmm, you know, looking exactly the same as she did in her 20′s is actually perfect proof that she HAS had work done. The human face is supposed to change over time. It’s the difference between a skilled doctor and an unskilled one. Thanks for being condescending, but I prefer sarcasm.
Hillary Swank
You guys, not to crap all over your Goopy guesses, but Gwyneth has NO curves whatsoever and she’s NEVER been photographed with a single animal (other than the ones she wears on occasion — she probably gets carcass fashion tips from her BFF Beyonce). Heck, I don’t even think the woman’s ever been papped wearing a North Face jacket or anything similar!
Jessica Biel has a stunning body, glowing skin, and she’s usually photographed wearing outdoorsy gear if she’s not with JT. She’s always giving interviews about her workout routine and how she maintains a healthy lifestyle.
It’s a free country, but you people really need to band with me and Juniper and come to the Biel side on this one.
You’ve convinces me Juniper and smellyoulater!
Again, I agree with smellyoulater!
Enviable figure and flawless complexion is not screaming Gwyneth Paltrow to me!
And just think of that Cheeseburger!!! Why is the blind telling us the diet consist of Cheeseburger?
here’s a clue: Introducing Jessica Biel & the Mc Donalds Arch Deluxe Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb07uejDRYg
seriously if that does not fit perfectly, id on’t know!
I LOVE your detective work, Juniper.
Goopy Gwennie.
I’m on the Gwennyth bandwagon!
Aniston or Julia Roberts
I sincerley hope it’s not Alicia or Natalie – I love them both!
I can see it being Gwyneth, or most likely Madonna if she would ever be labelled an actress.
ScarJo!
When I read this I thought of Amanda Seyfried…
Drew Barrymore, Alicia Silverstone or Julia Roberts. Thinking it’s DREW!
Please be Natalie Portman.
julia roberts! julia roberts!
It does sound like Goopy, but she definitely doesn’t have implants. She also doesn’t have an enviable figure. She’s thin, and wouldn’t be all love to be thin, but when I hear “enviable figure” I think of someone with a great body that men/women drool over and women would kill for. That’s not Goopy’s frail body.
*wouldn’t WE all love to be thin
Jennifer Aniston. I saw an article a week or so ago and can’t find it now. But she basically attributes her looks to diet and excersise only. She kind of admits to trying fillers in the past, kind of.
Alyssa Milano
Annalynne McCord
It’s totally Fishticks Paltrow!