Better Than A Bowl Of Ice Cream

[BlindGossip] It’s coming down to the wire, folks! Just a few weeks to go. There’s one problem, though. She was looking too thin to be convincing. Thankfully, she found a solution that doesn’t include eating a single bowl of ice cream. It’s called Prednisone. Taking excessive amounts of corticosteroids over time can result in some serious effects, including hypertension and cataracts. Another side effect is gaining weight, especially in the face and neck and abdomen. She knew this because it happened to her before. Last time it was accidental and was upsetting for her. Now, though, it’s purposeful, and is a solution to her problem.

She started taking Prednisone a couple of months ago, so she should be plumping up pretty soon. Fat face and neck coming right up! She not worried, though, because she’s been told that the weight will drop quickly once she tapers down below 10 mg a day. Followed, of course, by claims of how hard she worked to take off the weight.

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    • Lil Debbull says

      Yes!! That explains the bloated pictures of her that surfaced yesterday from store cameras. I started to believe the pregnancy because I didn’t think she’d be willing to gain so much weight. Solved!

    • akajenb says

      Beyonce is an *, to put your body through all of that just to hide a lie is just dumb.Narcissistic personality.

    • shockmesane says

      She’s set to star in a Clint Eastwood’s “A Star Is Born” remake in early 2012. Can’t wait for the, “SURPRISE! I LOST THE BABY WEIGHT IN 2 DAYS!” announcement.

    • FornitSomeFornus says

      Except, I hate to tell her, prednisone weight is not that easy to take off. I know, I’ve tried and am STILL trying!

      • cocobeannns says

        How do people still not know this?! Recent pictures of her and Jay in NYC show she has NO belly. And people still believe she’s 8/9 months pregnant?! Come on.

  1. gumbii2662 says

    Obviously this is about Beyonce “folding belly” Knowles and her questionable pregnancy. This is getting out of control, and I can’t believe a person would go this far for such a scam. Can it possibly be true?!

  2. BitterBlondin says

    Seriously? Popping cortisone tablets instead of carrying a baby? I’m starting to not buy this whole conspiracy about B’s pregnancy, it’s getting to be a little too much.

    • gumbii2662 says

      That’s where my thoughts are, too. That folding belly is super-weird, but if it really was being done to “save her body,” I don’t think she’d be pumping prednisone into it to cause bloating. It’s so weird. I don’t know what to think.

      • Miss Chernobyl 2011 says

        Not saying that Beyonce is my answer to this, just answering your question about the whole gaining weight thing. Gaining 20 lbs just from overeating is a lot different from gaining weight from a pregnancy. With a pregnancy comes stretch marks from your body having to gain weight and stretching to accomodate a growing baby in a rapid amount of time, not to mention stretch marks on the breasts from fluctuation in size due to production/extraction of breast milk. Add possible caesarian scar or fear of muscle tone loss in the vagina from natural birth.

      • gumbii2662 says

        You’re right about the c-section scar, worries about vaginal muscle tone, etc. Stretch marks can and do happen from simple weight gain too, and actually from my own personal experiences I’ve found that losing baby weight is sooo much easier than losing overeating weight. Just my experience though. It’s just shocking that someone would rather risk organ injury/failure over risking getting stretch marks.

      • LostinAusten says

        And having just had a baby about 6 months ago, I can also add… your joints take a bit of time to recover, too. Relaxin during pregnancy makes you all loose and limber so your hips can spread, but it also makes everything else all wiggidy-whack. (Technical term.)

        This makes sense to me because Bey-Bey is known as a dancer, and I think she would take the risk of the drugs more than the risk of the long recovery postpartum. Also, most women have a much harder time losing baby weight than just general overweight, especially if they do not breastfeed.

      • amagod121 says

        Not to mention that it messes with some women’s bladder control. Imagine that as a dancer?
        And the prednisone is short term, while the pregnancy is longer term. Stupid thinking, for sure.

      • Miss Chernobyl 2011 says

        LMAO…Wiggidy-whack is EXACTLY how I’d describe it too! After I had my baby, I was kinda pissed that no one warned me about what pregnancy can do to a body. Really though, it depends on the woman and her genetics. One of my friends has awesome genetics…carried 4 babies (2 of them back to back pregnancies) without a stretch mark in sight. She was able to wear her size 4 jeans home from the hospital. The women in my family, not so lucky.

      • LeedsLass says

        This makes sense to me. Could this drug explain her bloated stomach from the “white ruffle bikini” photo that just seemed rather weird when her pregnancy was first announced.

        Personally I believe a big indication that the pregnancy is fake is the amount of press that her bump has had (obviously a large portion of it staged by Beyonce’s camp). With this amount of press, I would have expected her to do a pregnancy shoot by now. I know that not all celebrities do this, but Beyonce is milking the pregnancy in interviews anyway for PR. If indeed there was a real bump to photograph it… I’m sure she would have taken the money and shown us all by now.

      • anglonoir says

        As someone who took Prednisone, it was a lot easier to lose the Prednisone weight than any other weight that I’ve gained before. Maybe that was just me, but that was my experience.

        I do not buy her pregnancy. The fluctuations from the announcement have been too great. Every picture is staged. She’s very much in control of her life and how her life is portrayed.

  3. Quanah says

    This is Beyonce.

    I have asthma, and I’ve had to take Prednisone many times, and it makes you ravenous. It also makes me get angry and sad at the same time. It makes you gain weight, but it’s not so easy to take it off because you can’t just stop taking the medicine. She’s playing with her health just to keep up this facade. Oh B! Is it really worth it?

    • sweets says

      and where do they find these unethical doctors willing to put someone on a dangerous medication to fake a pregnancy. gross.

      • RedScience says

        Ask Conrad Murray if these unethical docs are easy to find for the right payout. I’m sure he knows…

      • Miss Chernobyl 2011 says

        I used to work in a pharmacy. I’ve had several docs tell me they do what their patients want because if they don’t, they know their patients will go to a doctor who WILL.

  4. Catharsis says

    Obviously Beyonce. I believe it was on mediatakeout that I read that she now has a “fat neck and face”. This disgusts me for the obvious reasons, but it also disgusts me because I have inflammatory bowel disease and HAVE to take Prednisone occasionally (in fact, I am on a course right now.) The side effects are extremely serious, and can include developing certain types of cancer and bone mass loss. Yet here is Beyonce, taking it to plump herself up! I suppose she is not content to be just vain, she has to be a vain idiot as well.

  5. Ollyando says

    Beyonce for her pregnancy… she looks too thin to be as pregnant as she claims to be! and needs to be fatter in the face and neck! but her legs could still pass as pregnancy legs! lol nice try “fake”yonce

  6. FamousPeopleDoStupidThings says

    Well Bey Bey, that’s one way to do it. But now you’ve tacked on another rumor to the mill. For shame. I hope it’ll be in all the gossip pages because you’re being a very deceitful little (soon-to-be big) woman and your credit deserves to be shot.

    • Deeva E says

      cnegs, I totally agree. It’s not like she can’t afford a trainer and dietitican to lose the baby weight

      • FamousPeopleDoStupidThings says

        Then again, it’s not about shame, it’s about money. I think she’s coming out with a maternity line of clothes. If she adopted or was found to have a surrogate then I think she believes that her brand would suffer. People wouldn’t feel as if she could relate. “Why would I buy pregnancy clothes from a star who didn’t have her own baby? Why is creating this line when she has no idea what it’s like to be pregnant?”

      • FamousPeopleDoStupidThings says

        I forgot the weight loss company deal, too. That’s probably worth a few hundred dollars and a lot of attention.

  7. JR2731 says

    Is there another Bridget Jones being made – if so this has got to be Renee Zellweger? she’s always extremely thin and complained when she had to put on the weight for Bridget Jones…?

    • wee niknak says

      see im with this guess coz it doesnt mention pregnacy atall in the blind, plus rene always said she ate loads of pizza n ice cream to bulk up

      • apple martini says

        Is Bridget Jones 3 finishing up shooting in “just a few weeks”? Because that’s a pretty important component.

  8. geewhiz says

    Ok, I still don’t understand why no one in the press has called Beyonce out on this fake pregnancy. She is such a to*l. No respect there…will never be a fan of her or her hubby. Using a surrogate is a story that could have inspired people, but instead she went some crazy vanity/subterfuge route to make herself more money? Poor kid, feel as bad for her kid as the one being hidden away in the previous blind. Celebrities are nuts.

  9. thalas1 says

    Another easy one: Beyonce. BG is the leader in the field of Bey’s-not-really-pregnant-herself stories!

  10. LolaVee says

    Somebody needs to tell Beyonce that her body really isn’t spectacular enough for this nonsense. Halle Berry looks better post-baby than Beyonce did pre-fake-baby.

    • cocobeannns says

      Right! Look at J-Lo who has had twins, and is rocking a great post-baby bod! Take notes Bey! Oh, wait. Guess you don’t need to!

    • newbatgirl says

      Word to this. If you nurse, you burn an amazing amount of calories and she certainly has the money for hire a trainer to help with the muscle tone issues.

      Frankly I think it’s kind of sad that she’s cheating herself out of an experience that many women would kill to have. I guess everyone has their own priorities.

  11. AlliCat says

    Ohhh durrr! I was having such a hard time with this, but then I realized it’s Beyonce. She’s apparently due in Feb. (a couple months can be counted in weeks, right?) and be convincing that she’s really pregnant. There was a pic of her on d-listed, looking as Michael D described, “very swole.” What tricks she has up that bag!

  12. Megley says

    Oh Beyonce, go away. Remember, honey, it’s not the crime that will do you in, it’s the cover-up.

  13. PinkFlamingo says

    None other than Beyonce herself. I saw an article somewhere yesterday gushing about her “newly plump” face. Somebody’s PR person is doing their job, it would seem. If these rumors are true (and I would bet that they are), this whole business is just NAUSEATING…she should change her surname to “Kardashian.”

  14. iammeme says

    This is sick. Bey, gotta be honest, I don’t really care about your pregnancy/baby/quick weight loss so please don’t go through this charade for me (and I can’t be alone in this thought).

  15. kim444 says

    well this would explain the fat pictures of Beyonce which came out yesterday. Could this actually be for real? I find it so bizarre that someone would do this.

  16. meowingloudly says

    So this is someone thin, who wants to appear fat? So she can gain somehow from then becoming thin again?

    Or someone fat to become fatter, to lose then make it appear she lost weight? Jessica Simpson?

    No, it’s got to be beyonce, the pregnancy thing for sure.
    And people are saying “no her pregnancy must be real, her face is bloated, etc”

    That sneaky slimy snake!

    • amagod121 says

      And think about it – she isn’t going to get any weight loss company to handle her if she doesn’t look like she’s gained any weight, outside of the folding baby bump. So I guess she figures, “the plumper the better.”

  17. marsha says

    My Guess – Taylor Armstrong, She wants her sunken face to look plump for the new years eve thing she is doing.

  18. marialfc says

    Beyonce? I guess she’s due like in a couple of months and she doesn’t look “pregnant enough”. This is a sad blind regardless.

  19. Cuddlebutt says

    Definitely Beyonce. By the looks of the security footage at the store it looks to be working!

  20. tasha j says

    This is beyonce” my gosh is there no end to her lies”,i take that medication for arthritis and it’s no picnic . weight gain is a given. a healthy young women taking meds she doe’nt need to is sick, i can’t stand this fake b*t*h.

  21. msp96302 says

    omg beyonce….you cannot be serious??? this is getting crazier by the minute. But she did look huge in that pic from yesterday in DM.

  22. hannavas says

    Beyonce…reminds me of that old phrase “oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive”.

  23. smd1004p says

    i am sure it is beyonce but jessica simpson did sign up for weight watchers to lose post preg weight

  24. LikeIceCream says

    Daaang… and here I was thinking Beyonce is at LEAST benefitting by being able to eat lots of junk food.

    But not so! All the weight and none of the fun.

  25. Aceticle says

    I don’t understand why people bother lying about this sort of thing. Is there any stigma anymore about surrogacy or other non-traditional ways of having children?

    Silly Bey-Bey.

  26. alwayswright says

    That would have to be Beyonce. How pathetic – doesn’t mind using massive amounts of steroids that will have a negative impact on her body but doesn’t want to get pregnant because she doesn’t want to “ruin” her body. Go figure.

  27. ZuzuBee says

    I think this might be Beyonce. It’s written to seem like an actress getting prepped for awards season, but photos of B shopping last week (security camera photos) show her with a very full face. It was strange to see such a drastic change since last time she was pictured, looking very slim. With all the doubt surrounding her pregnancy, it totally fits that she’d be doing anything to silence the rumors.

  28. Deeva E says

    Beyonce! She didn’t want to “ruin” her body, but it seems like actually carrying the baby is less risky than taking drugs to perpetuate this farce.

  29. fotobandi says

    If this was any less blind it’d have 20/20 vision. And you’d see it’s Beyonce, of course.